Subversive remorse

I'd rather talk about things I have no control over, abstractions so far off their existence is debatable. I have political ideas but they more resemble philosophical discussions, people on the extremes are usually (too) close to the issue, I don't wanna pick an opinion that won't be relevant in a few years, not that I chop and change, but my ideas do, I'm not gonna tell you a fool proof way to save the world, but I'll tell you my opinion today, but try to remember this is not a person it's an idea, my other ego is my id, do I want your approval? sometimes...

There's your explanation
I might mirror this all from now on?
Or some sort of compromise
that works...

Advertising my existence through words and pictures (mirror version/double up)

diverted attention
quelled masses
spun issues
Lashing out
taking sides
debt cycle
stirring the pot
outrage outlets
poverty harvesting
Pushed the button
Divide then conquer
shit down their throats
supply demand
corporate warfare
economic suicide
market attack
good as gold
Sound as a pound
back in half an hour

Unartistic Impression

(Grand cycle)

absolute nothingness
here
I think I've done this before
daily grind, rat race, missions
repetition repetition repeat re act repeat
repetition repetition repetition repetition

repetition moves eats shoots leaves repeats

repetition repetition repletion repetition
repeat buy sell buy sell wash rinse repeat
repetition repetition repetition repetition
repetition repetition repetition repetition
birth death love hate power struggle
repetitive recognition let it go repetitively
repetition repetition repetition repetition
I think I've done this before
gone
absolute nothingness

Seduce and destroy

Start.
Stuff.
items.
dialogue.
conversation.
music.
thought.
nonsense.
musings.
wishes.
things.
mostly ripped-off...
overheard travelling by bus.
Nothing in moderation.
This world ain't just...
I noticed and pointed out.
Is it wrong to want reward.
get the best deal for yourself.
want more than is given to you.
carry something in your head.
magnify the way I feel about myself.
due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled.
accepting only perfection impedes progress.
being nice because you want something.
love we have is love for ourselves.
all our hopes and expectations.
we bury our secrets in the garden.
there's a right way and a wrong way.
seconds last for days.
pretentiousness.
idealism.
nothing.
ideas.
none.
Finish.

(rural Journey)

Passing Me by...
tussock, birds, sheep, machinery, cows
macrocarpa, sheds, irrigation, gorse,
dogs, utes, rust, wool, overgrowth
rock, homestead, grain, tractor
boats, gold, graves, market
rugby, planes, alcohol
Out the window...
In my head.

Athens of Otago

I had to go to Oamaru the other day...
It's not necessarily somewhere you by choice.
I learnt a few things on my journey...
I had previously thought that Omma's was basically your last chance to get fast food on a car journey to Dunedin. The reason I had to go down there was a prolouge to an earlier story. I was to be a witness in a Coroner's inquest. Which is not really too difficult itself, I just stood in the witness box while the cop read my statement, then ask if I agreed. A pretty small thing to do seeing had to travel 8 hours on a bus to get there and back. Seeing I was there for a good few hours I went and had a look at the historic precient and found out about it's history. It is actually pretty cool, if your into Victorian buildings made of White stone. In fact if you get turned on by New Zealand pioneer heritage preservation, its a bit of a wetdream. But although it has a almost fully preserved area filled with Victorian buildings, I wouldn't have wanted to be there too much longer. But I might stop a little longer next time I drive to Dunedin.





Oamaru:
Population: 15,000 (approx.)
Nickname: The Whitestone town

By the way it was her fault.

Victorian splendour of an untouched nature

Program files:

I'm happy right now, I hope you are. The purpose of this exercise is not to depression the sh(*)t out of you, but I guess in some ways, the material I display can occasionally be melancholy, dark, cynical, paranoid, contemptuous and dark but you can't blame me. Maybe you were depressed before you started reading all this and now you just want someone to blame! I'm just telling it how it is (to me). I am me. As is where is. Harsh is real and all that palava.

I like jokes....

I think even I'm starting to have trouble telling the difference between sarcasm and seriousness.

Surface Tension

Check it...

(Youtube movie trailer cop-out post of the week)

Eagle Vs. Shark

The Devil dared me to

300

Enjoy!
(Like I give a damn.)

Species in Denial

Why am I here?
Where else would I be?
Why am I so curious?

Bumper Sticker of the Week:
Normal people scare me.

(-(o)-(o)-(o)-)

Come ride with me
Through the veins of history
I'll show you how god
Falls asleep on the job

And how can we win
When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time
Or time will waste you

---Muse 'Knights of Cydonia'---

(-(o)-(o)-(o)-)

Endless Cycles of Enduring Wisdom

I close my eyes and I drift away...

Sub/conscious

Sometimes my dreams are friggin' awesome, sometimes they are absolute shight.
Usually they are somewhere in between...

They can be and are...
exciting, fun, memorable, fantastic, informative, educational, ludicrous, creative, frightening, horrific, catastrophic, genocidal, torturous, inactive, deadly, ambiguous, confusing, ambiguous, deceptive, unforgettable, tragic, heartbreaking, unbelievable, realistic, wonderful, humorous, stupid, tiring, emotional,enlightening, historic, sanitised, f*cked, overwrought, totalitarian, empowering, depressing, sacrificial, uplifting, spiritual...

Just like "real life".

Dreams are not restricted by factors such as time, logic or death...
this is good and bad, both during and in the aftermath...

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"In dreams I walk with you. In dreams I talk to you.
In dreams you're mine. All of the time we're together
In dreams..." (the big 'O')
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Operation Eclectica

Random Word Jam:

Which may or may not have segments explained at a later date...

come together
Float down stream of consciousness.
Sunrise

knowledge, puzzle
village, community, greed
power, isolation, corruption
temple, wealth, ecstasy
warehouse, jigsaw, oil
filth, rotten, evil
silence, pain, death

corporate propaganda
unattainable ends
sh*t-face commericalism
ultra-hyper-mega discount
free-market masochism
Hollywood hogwash
elitist orgies
feminist hygiene
male indifference
Islands of wealth
masses of poverty
untold suffering
secret alliances
deceptive ideologies
worldwide obsession
local shock and awe

target demographic
passionate destruction
deliberate confusion
pervasive misinformation
moon bat Apocalypse
victimless success
criminal negligence

Sunset
Flow with the current...
fall apart

...
We all live together on a little round ball.
...
-==--==-
and deals are made...
-==--==- -==--==- -==--==-
with a book on my own...
-==--==-

Infinite Title Disorder

Today’s quirky queries…

How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Over-thinkers Anonymous

Misquoted:

Where tired clichés are updated to fit the New world order…

This week’s featured quotation artist: Thomas Jefferson*
(*I think he was the neighbour on Married with Children)

Just to prove I'm not anti-Republican (of course I am though) I have produced this small selection of ideas to demonstrate the evolution of republican thought. I have selected quotes from the early nineteenth century to compare how I think these ideas would be spun if they we thought of today, enjoy!

Then:
"Laws made by common consent must not be trampled on by
individuals." --Thomas Jefferson to Col. Vanneter, 1781.
Now:
"Laws made by common consent must not be trampled on by
individuals who did not attend Yale for at least one semester."

Then:
"The Habeas Corpus secures every man here, alien or citizen,
against everything which is not law, whatever shape it may
assume." --Thomas Jefferson to A. H. Rowan, 1798.
Now:
"The Habeas Corpus secures every man here, alien or citizen,
against everything which is not law, not applicable in
Guantanamo Bay"


Then:
"Where the press is free, and every man able to read,
all is safe." --Thomas Jefferson to Charles Yancey, 1816.
Now:
"Next on Fox & friends:
If you challenge the government are you a terrorist?"

Unconnected Randomness

Put your light on me
so that I may see...

It's easier to blame others than face up to reality
It's easier to believe a reassuring lie
than accept a difficult or complicated truth...

It's hard to fight instinct/habit.

nothing better to do?

Educated criminals work within the law
we just haven't updated the loophole yet...

There are many here amoung us
that think that life is but a joke...

Form, function and other useless bollocks!

I am wrong, you are wrong...
I guess simplification can be a good thing, as long as it is not at the expense of the truth. I mean, so many news articles are so overly simplified that they become incorrect, or at the least misleading to folk who just skim the surface. The retractions are always hidden too deep within, to be noticed.

Here is a sorta cheesy thought for the day followed by some movie dialogue, jolly original of me I know but I just thought it was something to think about...

Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a
Battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son,
The battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
Greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment
Inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope,
Serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence,
Empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute
And then asked his grandfather,
"Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

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Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

(FMJ)

“I feed my body with things that I don’t need, until I stink to the bottom.”

Celestial Watchmaker

We cannot control our thoughts completely, so does that mean we can blame our thoughts for our acts of evil? Well in my opinion no, you can't really blame anyone/thing but yourself for you actions, ultimately. But it does raise the interesting issue that not all our acts are of our own choosing, to a certain point our actions are determined by habit, luck and if you believe in it fate or a higher power, that you might like to call god. I have been thinking alot about (the?) religious debate recently, since reading a review for the Richard Dawkins book the 'God delusion'. Which seeks purely to determine the existence of god (your god), and not judge whether the belief that there is a god is a good or a bad occurrence. I think that's (almost?) more interesting, we could debate whether their is actually a god till we're blue in the face and still not come any closer to a conclusion, but whether the actual belief itself is beneficial to individuals and the world is a bit easier to debate, sort of. In many cases belief in religion motivates people to do many good things; donate to charity, be forgiving and generous, lead a positive existence. But of course many will realise the negative things religion can cause. It can cause people to write nasty letters, tell you how to live your life and maybe worst of all the fact that religion (or differences between religions) causes most of the wars in the world. Ok well sometimes its a difference in culture, nationality or politics, things that can be linked very closely in my books (which don't exist) with religion(s). The thing is, belief in an ultimate power or supreme deity fills us with enough 'faith' to believe that everything we do is right. When (if?) we think about it all societies in history have been wrong with some or most of their knowledge of the world, themselves, outer space. To me god or religion is just as complicated or ambiguous as those things. So there is a good chance that alot of what is widely believed today is wrong. So why should any body, nation or society act with so much confidence in their own beliefs that any means can justify these elusive ends? Notice I'm not aiming this particularly at any one group, government or country? Because the more I look into conflict the more I see that usually both sides are right (to a certain extent) its just a clash or situation that is causing both parties to act unfavourably because the circumstance have pitted them against each other so much, that backing down is not an option because it is seen as defeat. So which ever groups you dislike you may assume I was attacking them... but in essence I'm trying to vaguely describe all conflicts. Which are occurring frequently and will continue to do so, and you can't even control your own thoughts!

Its almost unacceptable to think that what you believed in was wrong, but it could be damned helpful in the long run.

Don't be scared... it's only words...

By the way... I'd like to know how many people have ever convert or adopted religion on their doorstep? And if anybody successfully uncoverted someone who came door knocking at their place.... anyway.

If something has to change
then it always does...

What happens when you lose everything?
you start all over again...

Modern Post

Greetings and welcome to another exciting edition of your favourite piece of void filling.

Nothing better to do than put on a few smelly old pictures that I've taken recently...

...all up in your knickers, Y-fronts and jock-straps!

Cut the red wire....

We forgot all about your needs,
we were too busy fulfilling our own!

1-31-07 (never forget!)

LIGHT BRIGHTS HOLD POPULATION TO RANSOM:

Be afraid... be very afraid! Because if you're whipped up into a state of frenzied panic it's easier for powerful forces to influence your erratic mood shifts and paranoid tendencies.

Unless of course you live in Boston, then you should be very worried about being attacked by cartoon characters from outer space. This shocking plot was revealed by amazing minds that realised that in this post 9-Eleven era (mass media shorthand turned symbolic rallying cry) anything looks vaguely electronic is a bomb planted by people who "hate our freedom".

Ohhh whoops it was just advertising for Aqua Teen using light boards, now I'm even more afraid. Afraid that people who seem to be rational, civilised and living in large metropolitan areas can be so naive, and scared of outdated technology. I have focused on this hysterical reaction because it combines (and shows a clash between) intelligent or thought provoking media (e.g ATHF) versus one dimensional media coverage (e.g 'the news media'), I think some people need to get a grip. Why is it that your so supicious of things your know nothing about? More of the subversive activity can be evidence in this retro classic game made irreverent.

Get a friggin' sense of humour... This is what happens when you spread ignorance on a mass scale (Fox & Friends, et al I'm looking at you!) How come I've heard of ATHF and I live nowhere near the USA, but all these media analyst types on the big news channels have never heard of it? Ohhh that's right by head is located separately to my anus.

Movie coming soon...

We have advanced beyond all belief's and manners...
Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement!

Distorted Perceptions

More cynical pragmatic advice on lying for morally bankrupt election strategists!
Nah not really just some quotes I plundered from unknown sources (a bit like fox news!) that I at least partially enjoyed or that can be used against people that frustrate you.

• Don’t believe everything you think.
• Wipe you mouth there’s still a bit of bullshit on your lips.
• Never go to bed angry… stay up and plot your revenge.
• Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma?
• Shhhhhh… that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
• Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
• I don’t know what your problem is… but I’m sure it’s hard to pronounce!
• Don’t make me use UPPERCASE!
• You’re not yourself today… I noticed the improvement immediately!
• Don’t let your mind wander… it’s too small to go out on its own.

Ok they aren't brilliant but better than empty space I assume.

E.A.D

Spin to win!

no time...

I'd rather have a cluttered, complicated even incomplete view of the world... than assume I understand what has happened, what will happen, and to even try to formulate moralistic theories that use past occurrences and 'history' to explain the present. I am highly suspicious of anyone who thinks they can interpret the present through the past. History is so vast and varied that any examples can be picked to back up your conclusions which you have obviously formed then attempted to find 'evidence' to back it up. Case studies from the bible are about as scientific as dreams I have about strange towns that never existed. So there!

More specific rant:
And if you purport to call yourself "probably New Zealand’s best known political historian" you’re a bit high on your own publicity machine, especially if your obviously pushing some kind of right wing agenda... You might find some of the lesser known “political historians” attacking your bigoted attitudes…

Interpreting facts to suit your own conclusion… or in your case fabricating them all together…

Back to Orewa? You might find yourself washed up on a beach somewhere!

Or are we just ungrateful brats, who should accept that greed is good?
Who should be dancing in the streets around statues of Roger Douglas! I mean old people and minorities are a drain on the economy!

DomPost doesn't want you, luckily 'the Press' has plenty of middle class white male readers for you to infect your fear and prejudice with... ohhh sorry I forgot your an 'objective columist'

Rant complete.

Superman Joke...

It was recently requested that I add this joke to this blog…

Super man was flying along one day, looking down on the distant world below. Then with his super sight he saw ‘Wonder woman’ lying naked on her balcony, apparently sleeping. Superman thought: ‘I am super fast… I could go down there, and be in and out before she even notices…’ A battle of conscience began within the man of steel, until finally his desires got the better of him. Faster than a speeding bullet he flew down, did the deed and was off again before wonder woman knew what had happened. She said “Woooah… did you feel a strong breeze then? And the invisible man said: “I don’t know what it was but it really hurt my arse”

End of joke.

Personal Best

The stuff the others won't tell you:

life is going a bit too fast (but not that twisted) at the moment...
but unfortunately have found time to add my two cents!

Did you ever read ‘Mad’ magazine when you were younger (or now)? There would usually be an introduction to each piece of writing which set-up the basic joke and left it open for a range of punch lines. This bit here is my tribute to those bits and also serves as a cheesy way to set up my own lame humour piece. So without further delay I present a piece entitled “You know you’re shallow if you…”

YOU KNOW YOU’RE SHALLOW IF YOU…

…think 2003 is ancient history.

…think climate change is a passing fad.

…believe what you read in tabloids.

…support radical free market ideology.

…have ever said: ‘that’s so hot right now’ (and you weren’t being ironic)

…don’t really care what the error was, but you’d like it fixed.

…make up your mind who to vote for on election day.

…believe what you read in the newspapers.

…want to criticise anything that I say.

…think money doesn’t influence politics.

… think Caesar was a salad maker.

… are really worried about celebrity couples relationships.

…think society is equal.

...are Paris Hilton.

…believe what you see on the news.

…think this is funny.

That is all.

In politics it’s not the best man or the best policies that win… it’s the best campaign!

Shameless Self-Promotion

I have some stuff I want to put here, but lack necessary time to complete this....
Hopefully some quickly added photos will satisfy in the meantime...
Though they never have before....






Here's my comment for the day...
It's not evil to swear, it's not necessarily evil to think about harming someone. Its whether you go through with your thoughts that makes them evil... Well in my proverb book anyway. Its not black and white, there's a lot of grey. So what use is it teaching your offspring hard and fast rules and imperitives, that only suit a specific situation. Why teach people to bottle it all up and then release all their anger in a violent fit of rage? The worlds changing, will your moral compass survive?

when life is busy the blog suffers...

Out with the old

NO LONGER TOPICAL:

It costs an arm and a leg too...

Wasn't everything a pagan ritual/ceremeony?

Just wanted to put this in from last year's festive season....
only three hundred and friggin something days till...
...we bleed you dry again!

Bigamy at Christmas, what am to do?
Spend it with the family, I can't I have two!

Smiles and Laughter!

I'd rather be happy than right any day... especially today!

Negative Gearing Holdings Proprietary Limited

Short Lyrical inquisition...

I believe I understand this:

“It feels good just to bitch about it
Scratch that itch until it bleeds”

-Sebadoh (Magnet’s Coil) Album: Bakesale

But I don’t think I understand is this:

“its on americas tortured brow,
mickey mouse has Grown up a cow”

-D. Bowie (‘Life on Mars’) Album: (Hunky Dory?)

Suggestions? thoughts? Don’t really care?
Post a comment then....

Strategic Ambiguity

This is where…

denial meets paranoia…

doubt meets justification...

theory meets experience...

experimental meets historical..

modern art meets archaeology…

incidental meets Machiavellian…

abstract meets contemporary tribalism…

Everything has pattern if you observe it long enough...

Paint by Numbers

Brevity is the essence of wit.

Next week: Monkey Knife fights - As funny as they sound?

Service Of Denial

Corrugated Iron Curtin Razor Wire Mesh...

Life’s battle in its most theoretical form…

Politics of Unhappiness (moan, moan, friggin’ moan!)

Hollow people syndrome.

Is a nagging feeling of emptiness a constant nonnegotiable fact of life that is only disguised, here and there, by ambitions or tragedies that distract us momentarily? Ongoing, never-ending…

It seems we are either chasing the next obsession, or lamenting the one just gone. The satisfaction of achievement becomes eclipsed by the nothingness you feel when you don’t have something to aim for. What could you have done differently? Is regret a worthwhile emotion or just a way to look back on something you know no longer have a choice in/or control over? A yearning for the next/last high/low…

I personally feel that I am never completely satisfied with my exact situation. Is it pessimism, Realism or the inherited discontent of modern society and my isolation from… something, I don’t exactly know what... A detachment from nature? An estrangement from our natural desires for conflict and brutality? Alienation from my own labour? (I’m not Marx but work sucks) Or all of the above?

Is this my own neurosis or a widespread feeling of loneliness, depression, personal trauma, unlimited wants, lack of struggle for survival, missing outlets for primal aggression, sexual frustration, neediness?? Well OK I know it is not localised to my thoughts , because I read similar ideas from people that had died before my parents were born...

Are we really free to do as we wish?

It can be avoided whether through delusion or denial. But someday it will sneak up, grab you and give you a bit of pain… (Anxiety, loathing, malevolence, greed, hunger…)

MY SOLUTION: Fuck it, do your best and what you think is right at the time, and we’ll sort the rest out a bit later on down the track…. Comes out in the wash, swings and roundabouts, ups and downs…

But then a gentle feeling that nothing is worth stressing about for too long descends.

I couldn’t say it better:

“Its’ deep how you can be so shallow
I’m afraid cos I have no fear”

"Verbal war paradigm
Pseudo street fighter
Removable objectivity"

"Basically I’m complicated…
I’m only guessing…

Alt, control, Excrete

Ohhh how i miss you baby...

Return of the Wangster

Abstract Hypothetical nonsense/analysis…

‘Podcast of Death’

Birth… Death…

Triumph… Tragedy…

When does life begin?
(Submit all answers on the back of a stamped self addressed envelope to...)

Morals…

Equality…

Fashion…

Power…

Love…

Truth…

Happiness…

Satisfaction…

Convenience…

Safety…

Growth…

Life…

at the expense of?

In heaven everything is fine!

The ongoing Ideological battle between Individualism and collectivism...

How can people be so friggin' cruel? Wasn't it said that a society can be judged by how it treats it's most destitute and disadvantaged citizens?
"Oh but humans have to make the most of what we have, so we should reward those that can be the most greedy, this will increase the overall efficiency of the market, and as a side effect reduce the over-population problem amoungst the poor and inefficient! Survival of the fittest! let them sort themselves out, individualism, isolation, xenophobia... it is God's will!"
Yeah well it doesn't give you the right to be a c**t! Why can't you have some compassion or sympathy? Or is that to socialistic for you in our market system?

"Can those values be graphed?"



Woah a week just went past... and all I did was Youtube...

It has just been made official that everything can now be viewed.
Including everytime you have ever been to the toilet or to an
eating establishment, police-station or office...
Man, I never knew girls fought each other so much until I searched
for girl fights. But seriously, is nothing sacred anymore? No!
Ohhh well thats good we can all get over ourselves once and for all,
and not fight about who's prophet is who's son...

• Nirvana on "top of the pops" (just love that show!)
• JFK does Dallas (Not very pretty)
• "LA's finest" (they will treat you like a king*)
• Grand theft Auto (not the game)
• "White n Nerdy" (Weird Al, check out "Smells like Nirvana")
• "Northern lights" ( Aurora Borealis)
• Simpsons (Live action start sequence)

other search topics not recommended:
riots, plane/car crashes, Kevin Federline (sorry K-Fed)

That is all, for now...


*Rodney King

Bill O'Reilly eats children... (and minorities)

Free Hugs from Sick Puppies....

Just been trawling through the massive abyss that is Youtube…
(who hasn't)
Here are a few things I found that weren’t crap…
(And some that were…)

Thought I'd share a few of my recommendations out loud:
I warn you: Time will pass and you may not notice.

• Troops on LSD (wacked out)
  
• Bernie and Ert (in German)
• Bill O'Reilly on Letterman (for those who hate Bill)
• Borat on Letterman
  
• Gone Daddy Gone (Gnarls Barkley)
• Rotting Pumpkin
• New Bravia Ad (is pretty cool)
  
• My Way (Sid Vicious)
  

If you don't know who Bill O'Reilly is and would like to hate him too:

• Bill O'Reilly Spins some shight (shut up! shut up! shut up!)
  

...and if you get bored of that there are always school yard fights and bad ads to peruse!

Like Choirs? check out... 'heartbeats' has a nice video too...

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.*.^.*.

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Vicious lies and spouting my opinion:

Disclaimer:
I do not endorse violence, unless its humourous
or directed against someone that isn't me...

Can anyone tell me why Bill O'Reilly is not dead yet? Surely with so many guns around someone could do us all a favour? He is the devil's bitch on earth or something. Why is it only the right-wing nuts get to assassinate people. I am not really avocating his murder, even though approximately 60% of what he says is crap. But if someone wants to blow up Fox "News" (loose use of the word news) and not blame me, I would be slightly happier... Imagine Alex Jones and Bill O'Reilly in a Bare-knuckle brawl! Except Alex gets 2 grenades and a flamethrower... Im not really evil, but like everyone I have objects of hatred and things I wish did not exist, and I'm really sick of the right-wing agenda, that's running the world... Fox "News " can be funny for a laugh though...

mind is a razorblade

Typical Fox Commentary:

Situation #1: Repubican politician shoots someone accidentally.
Comments: "Nice shot, now lets get over it!"

Situation #2: Democrat politician talks about troops overseas.
Comments: From these comments we can assume that the Democrats seem to want to free Saddam, make America into a giant sex shop, ensure abortions are mandatory, use stem cell research to spread homosexuality and make all religion into communism.

p.s Can someone please tell Jay-Z what retirement means?

p.p.s Thanks Kerry for giving the GOP a chance (ar$ehole!)
You must be Bush's Cousin!

B A A R R R - - z z z Z Z I N G ! !

~ @ # $ % @ $ !~

Just getting it out there

sorry

Culture of Fear

Caught between Iraq and a hard place....

Well now that old Saddam has been dealt to looks like a happy ending for everybody...
yeah right!

Oh except for the pesky *almost* civil war between the rival Sunni and Shitte factions, which I believe (if not purposely sparked by Western influence) is being encouraged.
(I obviously have no proof of this, so feel free not to believe me, but check out the articles and it seems pretty pretty suspect...)
Even the way the 'show' trail of old beardy is portrayed in the media,
frames it as battle between old and new power in Iraq, e.g. the old Sunni's who were on top are gonna pay for keeping the shitte's down for so long. So yeah go at it fellas, kill each other for Uncle Sam, same as they do in Compton. Shitte vs. Sunni, might as well be Crips n' Bloods. Just get the groups you fear/despise to do the dirty work themselves, all you have to do is blow up a few mosques.
Divide and conquer yeee har!

By the way I don't blame America itself, like all countries your powerful elite and ruling Government have got you in the dark, while they plan their next move(s)...
People, people, people...

Colonial Seaside locales

I've got nothing to say...
Iv'e got nothing to say...
when life is busy the blog suffers...

Invalid Reason Code

In other non-news:
Did a few doodles, wrote a few words, took some photos...
explainations to come some other time...
not sure on all the meanings...



I mean you no harm!



I also got Beck's new album "This information", highly recommend to those who like Beck or those that like kind of obscure eclectic randomness. Fits neatly into "Electro-folk-funk-soul-rock-hip hop" pigeonhole... and best of all you design your own cover using stickers provided.

Here's my effort, feel free do do much better anytime!

Death By Sophistication

Jig saw Update:

Need a new fix...

Honesty is the least efficient policy

Strengths and weaknesses… just ways to predict/control/exploit other people?

Random… for the sake of it?
Or a sane reaction to an insane situation?

What’s the context?

I’ll keep you posted...
Or your money back!

I take very little seriously,
except for pleasure and humour….

Not things I excel at.

can this go on??????

Tracking Shot

Some mishaps are unavoidable... i assume

Is it just me?
or is reality tv now just a bunch of annoying individuals, associating with ignorant people, conflicting with meek people threatened by bigoted people being judged by unaffectionate people laughed at by unproductive people being drawn into relationships with selfish people who are angered by unfortunate souls…

PUNCH LINE:
a bit like real life… really…

Ok so I’ve rinsed out that sentence…like a dishcloth…
used some words too much, maybe some too little…
so I’ll quickly direct your opinion back to the punch line…
I was hoping this would look a lot better once I edited it…
the one trick pony, that couldn’t do one trick very well…
just disintegrating into his own memory,
strangled by his own constraints…

MORAL:
I should be reading your comments on life, not vice versa…

I assume you’d probably have more to say…
better opinions, more thought out arguments…
clearer visions of the world to come…
a decisive knowledge that history was won by the good guys…
faith in democracy… more people must be better!
secure knowledge of self,
belief in humanity (the goodness of)…
less excuses, more specifics…

I’ll still be here next week though
At least there’s no friggin’ ads yo!

I’m outties…

Memory Holes

I am a **** load of random things…

Feelings thoughts emotions opinions
Strengths talents fear decay
Ritual habit obligation regret
Confusion hope love hate
Duality courage goals quirks
Filth tears fury sweet
Pet-peeves superstition volition
Significance accumulation
Guilt loss shame memories
Views news nightmares
Flashbacks daydreams
Ambition rejection
Pride sloth greed lust, etc….

All Borrowed from other sources?

Hypertextual Innuendo

Break it down…

Unseen Contribution
Debated Pollution
Unknown Exploitation
Thought Incubation

Self Adulation
Feint Masturbation
Hidden Induction
Unwieldy Consumption

Necessary Reduction
Gala Luncheon
Decision Junction
Reaction Inaction

Ad hoc Collection
Unlawful Connection
Seduction Corruption
Revolution Solution

Form for function
Cause an effect

“I’ve been thinking one thing, but doing something else in a daze...”

Double edged Post

Not only is this a great way to communicate intricate ideas to people I either don’t know or hardly see, but its also a good online storage facility for my less personal photos. So not only can you see photos I have taken lately or that I am unusually happy about, but you can read bollocks also. Do I hear Win-win situation! So keep this in mind, as in some cases: I may want people to especially view this photo, or in other cases I want to put it on my desktop at work, cos it cracks me up. You decide. Fun game for those playing at home!

Q u i c k . . f i r e . . n o t h i n g s :

• Not that I'm American but looks like the Republicans might be going down, and not just on their teenage interns...
  
• Ohhh yeah, if you haven't yet check out the new Weird Al Yankovich song "White n Nerdy" back to his best...
• If you haven't yet (and you don't find the earth boring) go see "An Inconvenient Truth" like me you may learn a thing or three, and understand why big business was never gonna let Al (Gore) become the big cheese...
• By the way have any of the recent shootings sparked any debate about gun control? Didn't think so... oh that's right it's in the Constitution (from our cold dead hands…)

So here’s some stuff I cut and paste from an email, and some photos I took in a city I don’t live in… For people who have visited before: sorry I haven’t put much effort into this in the past few weeks, I have been busy… so get off my case!

At least I'm semiconsistant and attempt to be honest

ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.
2. A Day Without Sunshine is Like, Night.
3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers..
4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.
5. 42.7% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.
6. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.
7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.
8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.
9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.
10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.
12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.
15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.
16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.
17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.
18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!
19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.
20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!
21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing Couple Of Payments.
22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.
23 . Ok,.... So What's The Speed Of Dark?
24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?
25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.
26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.
27. Hard Work May Pay Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.
28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.
29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?
30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?
31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.
32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.
34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.
35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?
36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.
37. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off




No I will not explain myself! Ok maybe I will if i'm asked nicely....