
What are our reasons to stay alive
random tasks or nine to five
unprovable theories, facts, obsessions,
deep minutiae, shallow lessons
ironic humour with sporadic timing
acting dumb or occasionally miming
do what you would have done anyway
believe what you will then do as I say...
The accumulated remains of selected ideas in blog form
The Truth is Lies...
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Joint At The Hip

Friday, March 09, 2012
Commercially Sensitive

All systems: nominal
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
The House of Next Tuesday
Monday, March 05, 2012
Famous For Being Famous

Every now and then I do this:
- "The Old World buckles under its weight of statues: callous bishops, oily statesmen, lucky generals, all now attended only by pigeons." - Joe Bennett
- "We're all in this alone." - Lily Tomlin.
- "God did not create man in his own image. Evidently, it was quite the other way about, which is the painless explanation for the profusion of gods and religions, and the fratricide both between and among faiths, that we see all about us and that has so retarded the development of civilisation." - Christopher Hitchens.
- "We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people." -Arthur Schopenhauer.
- "We differ from dogs partly because of our vanity; we assume that what happens to us matters. And partly because of our emotions: we are the only beasts that laugh or cry. And partly because we have a sense of time. Like all creatures, we can live only in the here and now, but unlike them we hold on tight to the past." -Joe Bennett
- "A blog is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation." -Unconfirmed source.
- "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams.
- "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." -Sacha Guitry.
- "To be able to fill in leisure intelligently is the last product of civilisation." -Bertrand Russell
- Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." -Sam Brown.
- "When we are unable to find tranquillity in ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere" -Francois de La Rochefoucauld.
- "Say howdy to George Carter, and thank him for taking the pistol from you when you were shooting at me." -Jourdon Anderson
- If there is anything the non-conformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another non-conformist, who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity." -Bill Vaughan.
- "Art is science made clear." -Jean Cocteau.
- "The world abounds in ruined places of worship. Consider the great slabs of Stonehenge, the jungle-shrouded temples of the Incas, the towering columns of the Parthenon. All were built to gods we've no longer got, gods created by people to explain the mysteries of the world. Gods begin, in other words as bad science. In time they are institutionalised and are used as tools of government." - Joe Bennett.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Boomtime
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Time/Identity Crisis
Timing Is Everything
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Small Arms fire
Unsent Letters

- Dexter (just watching season 6)
- Dead set
- Black Mirror
- Community
- Parks and Recreation
- It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
- The Daily Show
- The Colbert Report
- Death Valley
- Treme
- Boardwalk Empire
- Game of Thrones
- Shameless
- Sons of Anarchy
- Misfits
- The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
- The Unauthorised History of NZ
- Bob's Burgers
- American Dad
- Planet Earth
- Human Giant
- Sealab 2021
- The Mighty Boosh
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- The Simpsons
- The Boondocks
- Wonder Showzen
- The IT Crowd
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Please Save Yourself
The basic rule:

Things written on my computer notepad:


Monday, February 13, 2012
Sorry For Your Loss




Ok so we all have decent enough internet connections these days, that me putting a bunch-o-pics on here, is not gonna mean you have to sit there for half an hour waiting for the hourglass to stop spinning? Is it? Agreed! Yay! I like consensus. Democracies are sooooooo messy, all that compromise and debate, then no one gets what they want... Whereas dictatorships have brilliant uniforms, trains that run on time with precision efficiency and a big stick to clobber any complaining weasels with dissenting opinions that aren't on board for the big win. Leaving only one over-arching, non-rhetorical, anti-conformist question remaining; hoovering like a bad smell or insect, above the elephant in the room... "When did you become a nut-bar?" The cries rang out, as machine-gun fire pierced the air in celebration, mixing sports, politics, warfare and prejudice into several imaginary allegories of moral confusion and disconnection from the natural environment. That we had learnt so much about from our time in windowless buildings full of other disenchanted homo sapiens. Boredom is a symptom of time, like life is a symptom of death. More details to follow, that will surely confirm what you had previously thought was nonsense, but never the missing link that barely matters either way.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
The Mountain of God
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Silent Analysis

Time for me to try something new?
Constant Conflict

Want to entertain, as that is what interests
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Difficult Subject Matter

If I were 'crazy' I would say that our global economy
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Depend On Me
Auto-complete

Friday, January 20, 2012
The General Specific (I'm Invisible)

Making sense of it all yet?
Monday, January 16, 2012
Nutritional Yeast Flakes

- Strawberries
- Plums
- Grapes
- Peaches
- Apples
- Mandarins
- Bananas
- Raspberries
- Boysenberries
- Apricots
- Oranges
- Kiwifruit
- nectarines
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Not To Be Taken Literally Or Orally
"Desiderata" - Max Ehrmann
Desiderata. Desiderata. Desiderata.
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender,
Be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others -
Even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons - they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,
For always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career -
However humble, it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is.
Many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially do not feign affection, neither be cynical about love.
For in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
It is as perenial as the grass.
Take kindly the council of the years,
Gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune,
But do not distress yourself with imaginings -
Many fears are borne of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe.
No less than the trees and the stars, you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
No doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,
Keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Be careful. Strive to be happy.
(But wait there's more...)
"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata. Deteriorata.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up*!
(*No don't it's just a parody!)
This Is Not A Blog
- Lies and Retribution
- Threats and Intimidation
- Kindness and Respect
- Love and Affection
Thursday, January 05, 2012
Truth and Beauty





Friday, December 30, 2011
Starting to Suck Now
Himalayan Salt Lamp

See the pics are still crazy/faulty!
Data Glitch
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Misplaced Mail
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Superficial Glitter
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Slogans Win Hearts
(quote)In beautiful dreams
Don't Believe the Hype















