Churning Slosh Factory Slush Fund Slash and Burn

[More pithy quotables:]




Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

[Eleanor Roosevelt]




Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

[Alan Perlis]



[Nominative determinism: I am Weiner!]

Doodle-Down Productions

Rote Therapy, Pink Frost, etc...

"Therapy is an introspective luxury... ...the self-indulgent  examination of one's life supersedes the actual living of said life... (or more a) necessary evil... (like) visiting the denist?"

"Anxiety is really a nervous energy that we all have. It serves various purposes, such as helping us to be careful and not take unnecessary risks, helping to motivate us to achieve things and helping us realise there are things to be confronted and solved. However anxiety can rise to levels that can feel tormenting and debilitating. This becomes intolerable, and a person then often uses avoidance as a way of trying to get rid of the anxiety or fear. This can then lead to a (Sid) vicious cycle that serves to fuel the anxiety and a person becomes demoralised and loses confidence in themselves."

"Depression often develops as a result of being stuck in a relentless cycle of anxiety and avoidance strategies. However, depression also can develop for other reasons such as past unresolved trauma or past or recent losses. Usually, a number of things have built up over time. Anger is often a more visible symptom of underlying stress and anxiety."

"Anxiety can express itself as a relentless worry about a specific thing or a range of things, and such worry can rise to panic at times and it can manifest as phobias and obsessions."

"The more important your partner is to you, the more threatening it is that they see things differently from you."


[ --Copyright Disclaimer: Quotes above taken selectively from an article "Emotional Rescue" from the 14 June issue of the NZ Listener magazine...(except for the parenthesed)-- ] I don't always just copy and paste, but when I do...

Dark, deep and dreamy on yo' ass.
^ ---- sarcasm
          ^ ---- self-conscious reaction
                    ^ ---- unhinged afterthought
                              ^ ----  visual simulation of internal disagreement
                                         ^ ---- attempted twattery
                                                   ^ ---- full retard

Hangin By a Thread

It's happening again
that hollow, carved out feeling
helplessness mixed with apathy
trying not to think much
worried where it might lead

Jury Duty

Come ride in packs of twelve
to judge the moral dilemmas of others
not always cut and dry or tidy
talk for five hours and still not agree
life can be quite messy
can't clear my head

How Not To Be Interesting...

[citation needed]




Mental Dump Truck:

Drunk and obnoxious
Stoned and pitiful
Young and amazing
Old and fanciful
Guarded but lucid
Honoured but flattered
Eventful yet boring
Chaotic yet orderly
Cautious yet not

Abandoned Mansions

More words about nonsense arranged in odd ways:

Deserted Highways
Grandiose Wealth
Bankrupted Concepts
Corrupt Inheritance
Scapegoated Nomads
Pious Symposium


Ornamental Embellishments
Emotional Honesty
Benign Distractions
Integral Maturity
Intricate Tapestries
Psychosomatic Adoption



Play
Experiment
Self-referential
Deny, deny, deny...
The future is yesterday
Interspecies interactions
Reactions engendered to nuture
Behaviour designed to create a response


Houses so big they look/feel like art museums.
So good we don't need to practice
Rumour, blame, accumulation
Symbols of dominance
Losing their lustre
Pride that blinds
Stagnant
Hubris

Easy Daisy

Day face...
Nil by mouth
Sketch of the day club sandwich ear massage life lesson

How About That Local Sports Team

More cut and paste lethargy non-action, cos I can...


Pretentious Inconsistent Twaddle: 

The PIT maneuver is a pursuit tactic by which a pursuing car can force a fleeing car to abruptly turn sideways, causing the driver to lose control and stop. The backronym "PIT" has a number of different meanings, depending on the agency using it or school teaching it. The most common meanings are: Precision Immobilization Technique, Pursuit Immobilization Technique, Pursuit Intervention Technique, Push It Tough, Parallel Immobilization Technique, and Precision Intervention Tactic. In each case, the meaning is clear, regardless of how the acronym is explained. Other names for the same maneuver are: Tactical Car Intervention (TCI), tactical ramming, legal intervention, and fishtailing. The technique is typically used by law enforcement officers as a safer alternative with which to bring car chases to a conclusion. Other methods of terminating a pursuit include Tactical Pursuit And Containment (TPAC) and the use of spikes (also known by various trade names such as stop sticks or stingers). Attempting this maneuver against a motorcyclist is extremely dangerous and is prohibited by most countries.

Obejectify Objects Objectively:

More than a body: Mind perception and the nature of objectification.

By Gray, Kurt; Knobe, Joshua; Sheskin, Mark; Bloom, Paul; Barrett, Lisa Feldman

Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, Vol 101(6), Dec 2011, 1207-1220.

Abstract

According to models of objectification, viewing someone as a body induces de-mentalization, stripping away their psychological traits. Here evidence is presented for an alternative account, where a body focus does not diminish the attribution of all mental capacities but, instead, leads perceivers to infer a different kind of mind. Drawing on the distinction in mind perception between agency and experience, it is found that focusing on someone's body reduces perceptions of agency (self-control and action) but increases perceptions of experience (emotion and sensation). These effects were found when comparing targets represented by both revealing versus nonrevealing pictures (Experiments 1, 3, and 4) or by simply directing attention toward physical characteristics (Experiment 2). The effect of a body focus on mind perception also influenced moral intuitions, with those represented as a body seen to be less morally responsible (i.e., lesser moral agents) but more sensitive to harm (i.e., greater moral patients; Experiments 5 and 6). These effects suggest that a body focus does not cause objectification per se but, instead, leads to a redistribution of perceived mind. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2012 APA, all rights reserved)

Wallet Biopsy

Word Zoo:

Ballot Box	Bucket Bong
Wind Turbine	Telethon
War Horse	Fire Cracker
Shot Gun	Active Slacker
Lead Light	Glass Stain
Boss Hog	Weather Vane
Stolen Car	Concrete Block
Sun Dial	Broken Clock
Gold Watch	Iron Throne
Steal Sword	Collar Bone
Torture Chamber	Cross Bow
Missile Silo	John Doe

For Promotional Use Only

Recommendation of the week club:

Find four* new albums that you haven't heard before, but are pretty sure you will like, because (for example) you have already heard a single off them you really like or had it recommended to you  by a friend or algorithm (e.g Pandora radio). Smash the shit out them (not literally, just play them to yourself all the time, or however much you have time to listen to music, headphones can help with this) cycle through  them, until you can't take them any more and you're almost getting  sick of them (or maybe just before that point). Basically when you are familiar with them and starting to feel like something new(er) Then find four* new albums that you haven't heard... la la la etc.  THEN: repeat the process until you don't want too. Don't worry you won't run out of music. There's plenty of it in the world. There is far too much to get through and never enough time to filter through and find all the greatness. So might as well get into it eh?

NB: The word 'new' in this context doesn't mean brand new 2013 hot-off-the-press-type tunes droppin' on the D-floor shenanigans, just 'new' as in new to you, for example an old Bowie, Hendrix or Lennon album you never heard before, for some strange sad-but-incredibly-true reason, that you can only talk about in private. Whatever I'm not trying to be nosey, it's your life...


*Four is just an approximate really as the actual number is still up for debate.

Hands Up For Non-Fiction!?!?!

How not to tell a story - Part 39: The Autobiography

I grew up in a 3 bedroom house on a suburban cul-de-sac, in a quiet neighbourhood on the outskirts of a small city. With a park across the road that connected to a paddock, that contained collections of gorse, grass, short-cuts to bus stops, poplars, old car wrecks, rubbish, tree stumps, (for a time at least) 2 horses (one brown, one white), wasp nests (the insect not the racial grouping), lots of field mice, other assorted nothingness (I don't think it was ever very productive) and a house that some people said was haunted. Because it looked slightly neglected and run down.  A throwback to the rural past of the area, that is not far from market gardens and lifestyle blocks, with huge driveways and nice houses. The paddoch through disuse had retained some features of a time before the post-war developments that rapidly expanded cities. The house was really just owned by a reclusive old shut-in family, that sent their son to a fancy school in town, but never seemed to do anything with the section of land that at one time must of given income to someone. I used to feed apples from the tree in our back yard to the horses in the paddock, when I was very young. I also like eating raw carrots. The end.

Chicken Wrapped In Bacon

Notes To Self:

• Make mix CDs (or tapes or any other format you prefer) for people that would appreciate them!
• Pay Sky bill
• Download more music
• Synthetic cannabinoids can taste really bad
• Moustache Cash Stash would be a great band name Mordecai!
• Die Antwoord, Dirt Nasty, E-Dubble, Spose, Rudimental?
• Miike Snow, C2C, Little people, Mac Lethal
• Flamming Lips, Opossum, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Phoenix, Phoenix foundation...
• Update music on phone!!!! now now now!
• Build a small structure out of wood and glue, driftwood? Shells? Other beach material?
• Paint again/more
• Read Stuff you dickhead!! GoT!
• Dogmatic
• Pragmatic
• Pedantic
• Romantic
• Lethargic
• Drastic
• Plastic
• Update bremy
• John: Mako Shark
• Dad: Civilian; Coro (crisis?)
• Can Brazil nuts cause pain to past injuries?
• What to do with excess chrystals or chrystlers
• Birds of Chch site
• WHCD Obama vid, pretty funny stuff!
• Is that my own breath I hear?
• Mad mag(s)
• Mum's new address
• Pivot tables of infinite madness
• Daily Show/Colbert
• Do NRL picks
• Is "elimination communication" just taking the piss?
• Hands up who has used a typewriter? Or even worse tippex?
• Top up phone
• Print off some photos (SD card)
• Actuals for Feb onwards
• Transit
• Transfer
• Transmit
• Transact
• Translate
• Transition
• Transport
• Transform
• Transplant
• Transverse
• Transvestite
• Transparent
• Transmission
• Transnational
• Transmundane
• Trans-Tasman
• Transcriptional
• take over the world
• Draw some stuff

Challenge Inappropriate Behaviour

Really??

I think it would take many lifetimes (or at least more than one) to work this all out.

I mean really, it is a lot to take in, too much really. There are just too many people, opinions, artists, histories, ages, religions, etc. to really ever get to the bottom of things.

Doesn't mean we should stop trying to figure things out, to be observant or to seek knowledge.

But just realise that for almost everything 'truth' we learn, there can be a very convincing counter-argument.

So I think I know things and I will promote the knowledge I have or see to be helpful.

But my views are evolving continually, adapting to new things as I go.

I still like most the stuff I have put on here over the last eight years and although I think my perceptions are very different now, I still like my old posts and at least mostly agree with my observations.

Except for angry rants, but there is a time a place for those, as they can be necessary at times.

But probably better to focus thinking on something other than anger, as that inflicts on your own soul, just as much as the things you are against. better to try and keep it funny and not lose ya cool.

Even when you watch the news.

Happy 8th year anniverisary (month) to this blog from itself!

What Can't Vinegar Do?

9 out of 10 boring old house-husbands find the following links exciting and/or things they already knew, but didn't want to advertise or talk to plainly about, because of certain pre-contemporary societal stigmas attached to the recurrent themes of male nurturing and growth of spirit related to sentences that are far too long and lack correct punctuation; possibly badly translated or written by those with English as a second language; or for undefined satirical purposes that parody things that don't exist, in a subversive way that undermines everything you ever held to be true, undisputed and not open for further discussions:

[{Life Hacks}]

[{150 uses for vinegar}]

Which doesn't really directly relate practically in many ways to....

10 Mind-Bending Discoveries In Physics:

Cut and pasted from: {[this site]}



Time Stops at the Speed of Light

Quantum Entanglement

Light is Affected by Gravity

Dark Matter

Our Universe is Rapidly Expanding

All Matter is Just Energy

Wave-Particle Duality

All Objects Fall at the Same Speed

Quantum Foam

The Double Slit Experiment

Just go with it...

More stuff off Wikipedia (just cos)

Mechanical computer

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hamman Manus R

A mechanical computer is built from mechanical components such as levers and gears, rather than electronic components. The most common examples are adding machines and mechanical counters, which use the turning of gears to increment output displays. More complex examples can carry out multiplication and division, and even differential analysis.

Mechanical computers reached their zenith during World War II, when they formed the basis of complex bombsights including the Norden, as well as the similar devices for ship computations such as the US Torpedo Data Computer or British Admiralty Fire Control Table. In the post-war era, most complex examples were quickly replaced by electronic versions, an evolution that culminated in the 1970s with the introduction of inexpensive handheld electronic calculators.

Noteworthy are mechanical flight instruments for early spacecraft, which provided their computed output not in the form of digits, but through the displacements of indicator surfaces. From Yuri Gagarin's first manned spaceflight until 2002, every manned Soviet and Russian spacecraft Vostok,Voskhod and Soyuz was equipped with a Globus instrument showing the apparent movement of the Earth under the spacecraft through the displacement of a miniature terrestrial globe, plus latitude and longitude indicators.

[edit]Examples

• The Antikythera mechanism, ca. 150 BC
• Stepped Reckoner, 1672 - Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz's mechanical calculator that could add, subtract, multiply, and divide.
• Difference Engine, 1822 – Charles Babbage's mechanical device to calculate polynomials.
• Analytical Engine, 1837 – A later Charles Babbage device that could be said to encapsulate most of the elements of modern computers.
• Kerrison Predictor ("late 1930s" ?)
• Curta calculator, 1948
• Moniac, 1949 – An analog computer used to model or simulate the UK economy.
• Voskhod Spacecraft "Globus" IMP navigation instrument, early 1960s
• Automaton - Mechanical devices that, in some cases, can store data and perform calculations, and perform other complicated tasks.

Documentary hypothesis

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"JEPD" redirects here. JEPD may also refer to Jointly Exhaustive, Pairwise Disjoint.

Diagram of the Documentary Hypothesis.

*	includes most of Leviticus
†	includes most of Deuteronomy
‡	"Deuteronomic history": Joshua, Judges, 1 & 2 Samuel, 1 & 2 Kings

The documentary hypothesis, (DH) (sometimes called the Wellhausen hypothesis), proposes that the Pentateuch (the first five books of the Bible) was derived from originally independent, parallel and complete narratives, which were subsequently combined into the current form by a series of redactors (editors). The number of these is usually set at four, but this is not an essential part of the hypothesis.

The hypothesis was developed in the 18th and 19th centuries from the attempt to reconcile inconsistencies in the biblical text. By the end of the 19th century it was generally agreed that there were four main sources, combined into their final form by a series of redactors, R. These four sources came to be known as the Yahwist, or Jahwist, J (J being the German equivalent of the English letter Y); the Elohist, E; theDeuteronomist, D, (the name comes from the Book of Deuteronomy, D's contribution to the Torah); and the Priestly Writer, P.^[1]

Julius Wellhausen's contribution was to order these sources chronologically as JEDP, giving them a coherent setting in the evolving religious history of Israel, which he saw as one of ever-increasing priestly power. Wellhausen's formulation was:

• the Yahwist source ( J ) : written c. 950 BC in the southern Kingdom of Judah.
• the Elohist source ( E ) : written c. 850 BC in the northern Kingdom of Israel.
• the Deuteronomist ( D ) : written c. 600 BC in Jerusalem during a period of religious reform.
• the Priestly source ( P ) : written c. 500 BC by Kohanim (Jewish priests) in exile in Babylon.

While the hypothesis has been increasingly challenged by other models in the last part of the 20th century, its terminology and insights continue to provide the framework for modern theories on the origins of the Torah.^[2]

The Room (2003)

welfare = austerity
poverty = austerity
education = austerity
core public services = austerity
no $ to spend

it's just economics sorry

monarchy = affordable
pomp and ceremony = affordable
expensive send off for Thatcher = affordable
we've some $ after all

leave the free market alone

the poor can eat our good intentions
no class warfare, just watch the ads
challenging authority is just politics
goin with the flo is where it's @ kids!

corporations are people

don't listen to your friends your family
unless they are on board for the big win
we can serve you the news you want
about peoples that speak your language
and ignore the places with daily bombings




LSE vs BBC
BRIC vs PIIG

Killer Apps and Mad Hook-ups Yo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imagination :

Imagination, also called the faculty of imagining, is the ability to form new images and sensations that are not perceived through sight, hearing, or other senses. Imagination helps make knowledge applicable in solving problems and is fundamental to integrating experience and the learning process^{[1][2][3][1][4]}A basic training for imagination is listening to storytelling (narrative),^[1][5] in which the exactness of the chosen words is the fundamental factor to "evoke worlds".^[6] It is a whole cycle of image formation or any sensation which may be described as "hidden" as it takes place without anyone else's knowledge. A person may imagine according to his mood, it may be good or bad depending on the situation. Some people imagine in a state of tension or gloominess in order to calm themselves. It is accepted as the innate ability and process of inventing partial or complete personal realms within the mind from elements derived from sense perceptions of the shared world.^{[citation needed]} The term is technically used in psychology for the process of reviving in the mind,percepts of objects formerly given in sense perception. Since this use of the term conflicts with that of ordinary language, some psychologists have preferred to describe this process as "imaging" or "imagery" or to speak of it as "reproductive" as opposed to "productive" or "constructive" imagination. Imagined images are seen with the "mind's eye".

Imagination can also be expressed through stories such as fairy tales or fantasies.

Children often use narratives or pretend play in order to exercise their imagination. When children develop fantasy they play at two levels: first, they use role playing to act out what they have developed with their imagination, and at the second level they play again with their make-believe situation by acting as if what they have developed is an actual reality that already exists in narrative myth.^[7]

Spay Sage

Bio-Clock
freqy weather

Innocent Eighties
Nihilistic Nineties

Thoughts become Things
Choose the good ones!

the thrill of falling
the art of landing

Litany of luncheons
Questionable legality

Dying off slowly
Coming back stronger

Glaring contradictions
Juxtaposed contrasts

Getting lost in thought
Don't leave me hanging

Iron legacy
Velvet rope

Roast pork
Apple sauce


Find something you love
and let it kill you

Animal Kingdom

I can think for myself, just sometimes I chose not to...

Cut and paste brigade:

To start things off, we'll play a song that exemplifies the musical style of Saint Etienne which features electronica influences, a subtle use of vocal harmony, extensive vamping, minor key tonality and a vocal-centric aesthetic

Song lyrics:



Miike Snow – Animal


There was a time when my world
was filled with darkness
And I stopped dreaming now
I'm supposed to fill it up with something

In your eyes I see the eyes of somebody
I knew before, long ago
But I'm still trying to make my mind up
Am I free or am I tied up?

I change shapes just to hide in this place
but I'm still, I'm still an animal
Nobody knows it but me when I slip
yeah I slip I'm still an animal

There is a hole and I tried to fill up with money
But it gets bigger to your hopes is always running
In your eyes I see the eyes of somebody
that could be strong

Tell me if I'm wrong
And now I'm pulling your disguise up 
Are you free or are you tied up?

I change shapes just to hide in this place 
But I'm still I'm still an animal
Nobody knows it but me when I slip, 
Yeah I slip, I'm still an animal

Free West Papua

Verbosity Unplugged...


Divide and conquer; Unite and suppress...


Noblesse oblige is a French phrase literally meaning "nobility obliges", a thing of the past?

energy, kilojoules and calories are the same thing

I live. I have a sense of my own identity. I am somebody.

A Game Changer

Reference within a reference...


Nostalgiarama
Free West Papua
...Should Have Been Number One to Me
All You Can Eat
That's What she Said...
Dirty Old Hip Hop (has nothing to do with this pos...
Community Common Unity
Newspaper Taxis
Summer Organ Harvest Fiasco Scandal Nightmare
Chemical Burn After Reading Comprehension
Take More Holidays!!!
I'll Get Back to the Gym Next Week
Omishambles and me
Counter Factual
Pithy Clichés
Freedom Of Screech
It's All Relative
Breakfast Elephants
The Dark Passenger (laa laa laa laa lala lala)
Psychic Traumas
Limited Lifespan
Semantics Vs. Semiotics
Existential Threat
Spirited Debate Hijacked by Trolls?
Snappy Answers to Questionable Stupidity
DIY Dentistry
Yo Mama!
Some Velvet Morning
Resistance, Rebellion, and Death.
God Damn Pinko Liberal Commie Class War
Twist n Shout
Micro Financing (Punk Is Dead)
Good Show Old Boy
The Death of Television (Auto-tuned Reprise)
Pre-existing Conditions
Jon Stewart For President
Birds Flying High, You Know How I feel...
Hyper Transparency
Quartz, Parchment, Shears
Patterns Within Patterns
Knowing Silence Will Speak For Her
I'm Not The Walrus
Right Of Asylum
Free Pussy Riot
Rube Goldberg Machine
Post-Post-Post-Post-Post-Post-Post
Bo Xilai
Provincial Reconstruction Team
Guns or Butter?
Partially Privatised
The End Of History
Critical Thinking
Book Car Service
Exercise. Relaxation. Sleep.
Cosmic Glue
Inappropriate Timing
Editorial Independence
Holiday Panoramas
The Big Questions
100 Years Today
Tango Bravo Lima
Third-party Loophole
Inherited Privilege
Transit of Venus
Seditious Thoughts
Ultimate Insult
Subtle Melodrama
Constant Stimulation
Steampunk
Alan Partridge Ah-haa
Hook Me Up
Honey and Vinegar Realty
Empathy vs. Sympathy vs. Apathy
Social Critic
Capture the Flag
Attention Economy
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Professor Professorson
Spiritual Transformation
Ribs and Rumps
Ancient History Channel
The Ravenous Hordes
Friendly Fire
Joint At The Hip
Commercially Sensitive
The House of Next Tuesday
Famous For Being Famous
Boomtime
Time/Identity Crisis
Small Arms fire
Unsent Letters
Ultra Mild
Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Please Save Yourself
Sorry For Your Loss
The Mountain of God
Silent Analysis
Constant Conflict
Orchestra In a Brothel
Edit | View | Share | Delete
Difficult Subject Matter

Nostalgiarama

WARNING:

Some events may appear more significant than they actually are

depending on when they occur in your life...

Get a grip bro

The pendulum always swings

Dropping Truth Bombs

Post-Ironic Improvised Nothingness

Adult themes

Blogging for truth is like
fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity
Or something

...Should Have Been Number One to Me

[{full article}]

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

All You Can Eat

Quick question:


These days...

how do parents teach their children about:

• self-control
• self-restraint 
• self-discipline

when these qualities are constantly under attack from advertising...

"culture", modern life in a industrial capitalist driven society

..it must be extremely difficult, I assume...

"Gimme, gimme, GIMME!!"

That's What she Said...

micro:

• smooth glitch
• cast of thousands
• Crispin Glover on Letterman
• 
  

macro:

• official information act
• commercial sensitivity
• manufacturing consent
• 
  

Recently searched net re: above named actor/artist:

The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let It Be

The United States has it's own propaganda, but it's very effective because people don't realize that it's propaganda. And it's subtle, but it's actually a much stronger propaganda machine than the Nazis had but it's funded in a different way. With the Nazis it was funded by the government, but in the United States, it's funded by corporations and corporations they only want things to happen that will make people want to buy stuff. So whatever that is, then that is considered okay and good, but that doesn't necessarily mean it really serves people's thinking - it can stupefy and make not very good things happen.

Dirty Old Hip Hop (has nothing to do with this post)

The Only Way Is Physics (TOWIP)

Traditional protests
Modern relics

Live conformists
Dead trouble makers

Anarchy rules
Government assistance

Microsoft works
Military intelligence


we should be defined by our potential
not our limitations and all that shit


I wish I could let go more
just go with the flow
but have the flow planned out perfectly...


I'd like to live more fabulously...
but sometimes I'm just surviving.

Community Common Unity

Unrelated rants:

My generation can't buy a house or get higher education without a big phat loan

we can't raise our children on a single income, thanks fucking baby boomers/financial regulators/etc

what's the point of putting more money into catching criminals and policing, if you can't afford to fight the causes of crime, e.g. poverty, neglect, things being fucked up cos of no money for infrastructural repairs and stuff like that, ohhh I forgot private prisons, cha ching!! Better get some shares in those

sorry let the negativity vent out, tell people not to be so extreme!

Newspaper Taxis

Bit of stuff I just saw online the other day...

Who is Mordechai Vanunu?

What is Pine Gap?

What is the Tor Project?

Experience is what you get, when you don’t get what you want…

Half the battle, is in our minds…

Summer Organ Harvest Fiasco Scandal Nightmare

couldn't have said it better myself (unless I really had time and effort to try...)

bios on Pandora internet radio are pretty well written/copied and pasted.

Sorry that content bears no resemblance to title...

 unless you like it that way, in that case, you're welcome!

Chemical Burn After Reading Comprehension

Public displays of neglect-ion
Deflection attention suspension
retention dissension dissection


The known unknowns:

I can't even think of words to describe what I do know and understand properly, let alone what I don't.
But I'm too busy thinking about it all to comment really.

Here comes the chorus...

Take More Holidays!!!

But I don't have the money to pay for them!

Get back to work then.

But I can't work while I travel.

Time for a new job!

But I can't be bothered looking/finding/interviewing and I actually sorta like the job I have.

Well shut up and  win lotto, dick head!

Thanks! Writing aligned to the opposite side of the page.

You're welcome , guy responding  to his inner monologue.

I'll Get Back to the Gym Next Week

Poor Elvis, Michael Jackson, Judy garland and all the amazing/tragic lives that flew to close to the sun/American dream/unfulfilled journey to self-attainment...

I pity/envy them...

Ohhh well, guess it's better than being burnt as a witch/heretic, assassinated or killed for having unique beliefs...

Unrelated quote I heard today (that might just relate a tiny bit):

"Even shit has integrity..."

Omishambles and me

Squatters rights

Offshore accounts

Tracked changes

Imperial leisure

Holiday home

Family pie

Slut nav

Half-time blackout

Zombie apocalypse

Unguarded nether-regions

Counter Factual

Who would win between Neil deGrasse Tyson and  Brian Cox in a music trivia contest?

Who would win between Richard the Third and Shakespeare in a fight?

Who would win between Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin in a game of checkers?

Who would win between John Lennon and Bob Marley in a drinking contest?

Who would win between Mike Tyson and an angry bunch of trolls in a game of scrabble?

Pithy Clichés

Aspire to inspire before you expire!

Do all those nice things you know you should have!!

Freedom Of Screech

" I ain't here to break ya, just see how far it'll bend" - QOTSA

What is integrity?

What is humanity?

Can anyone be corrupted?

Would anyone abuse power if they had it?

How do you know if you're doing the right things?

Will we ever see the side effects of our actions?

Is life about the journey or the destination?

Answers hopefully to be revealed...




My Inbox/facebook/instagram/the outside world:

Spam
advertising
commercial
whore
sell

It's All Relative

What a cheeky thing to say...

mud hats and seagull shoes (the bleak old shop of stuff)

sweat it out, or zip it sweetie!

Breakfast Elephants

real eyes

realise

real lies

I can't control how you read or view this
your interpretation
it's up to you

if 1984 was real, that book would definitely be banned

If there was a god then why would John Lennon die so early
but Madonna linger on for soooooo long

according to the sharp-wits at the Guardian, Bowie should have gone after Ashes to Ashes
but now who is playing god? Not me. I don't even want to die, if its any consolation

might as well get your news straight off twitter, cut out the middle man
if ya wanna know which celebs are preggo at the mo
as we all apparently do
go on admit it

you can go back to your own thoughts for a bit now
sorry for the inconvenience