One-Line Wunderkin

 R.Kelly is the Jeffrey Epstein of not being dead

Non-Fungible Tokenism

Buzzwords sans contextualised deficit 

Hype fuels the boom kracken

Hodl bubble toil and trouble 

Bulls jump the candlestick 

Bears and whales 

Ponzi

A Thousand Tiny Rituals

 That get me through the day

The Days After

 You wanted it to happen last night

But the opposite happened

All that build up for a disappointment 

Oh well there's always next time

Intrusive Thoughts

 Why do I exist? 

Do I really?

Does asking these questions achieve anything?

It's all simulation 

Insert Haiku here.

Ancestors/descendants

 I am

A copy

Of a copy

Of a copy

Of a copy

Of a copy

My molecules 

Are a copy 

Of themselves

My life is a copy

There are too many

To know them all

Current Shiiiz

 TV:

Starstruck

Wakefield 

Sweet Tooth

Barry

Reservation Dogs

The Mysterious Benedict Society

Have You Been Paying Attention?

Cheapseats

Question Everything 

Rosehaven

Music:

Telenova

Kwame

Arlo Parks

Blame Smashed Avocado

 Albums I am listening to currently:

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We will always love you - The Avalanches 

Man on the Moon III - Kid Cudi 

Zuu - Denzel Curry

Friendship - The Phoenix Foundation

Purple Moonlight Pages - R.A.P Ferreira 

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Recommended a listen...

Lines on the Map

// Western Privilege: //

Counting our steps, while we wait for our food deliveries

Blaming victims of the last war, while our Governments plan out the next

We don't want to give up any of our luxuries, so others can escape death

Break up the EU it's our right to leave, But you can not even think of leaving the UK!!

The planet must burn so we can keep our jobs!

Short tern gain for long term pain

Bugger the next generation...



Fun fact/Music Maths:

New Order is to Joy Division, what Foo Fighters are to Nirvana...

Sex Injuries

"Well why does anything matter right?

Love is an illusion...

and happiness is fleeting...

and there's no such thing as god...

and all your favourite musicians beat their wives...


allegedly"




- Diane Nguyen -

from 'Bojack Horseman'   S2 E10: 'Yes And"

Contemporary Audio Fixations (Plus Legal Bits)

The following is a list of songs that I have heard recently and enjoyed to hear in my ear holes...

• Tea soaked letter - Anna Burch
• Storefront - The Cactus Channel
• The Trip - Still Corners
• Better Than That - James
• We all Die Young - The Decemberists
• Give It to Me - Motte

Caution: This is not a music blog

Full disclosure: The above artists have no relationship to this blog or any of stream of nonsense, mixed with truth bombs, stuff I am about to type below to freak you out. All opinions are solely from my brain compartment and not to be used for non-leisure or professional purposes, this is not an advertisement or way to achieve monetary enhancement. Disclaimers are a complete waste of time and you should not print this email, unless your (wrong fucken word) old and hate the environment. If you're going out you might as well take half the Amazon rainforest to fuck over the kids of your grandkids, the same way senial conservative people voted for Brexit and Trump to hijack our progressive march toward history and throw us all back to the dark ages of division and ignorance. Yay and amen. And remove any moral high ground Western civilisation ever had. Fake news, I am anonymous (not the group) so it will be hard to send a swat team to rape me. Alex Jones is a deep state plant/actor who is really working for the illuminati do destabilise our urge to stop forthcoming nuclear atrocities. Zionism. Mel Gibson is responsible for all wars and Hitler created Elvis to make a daughter that would marry Michael Jackson who is still secretly alive and planning out future school shooting. Kanye West masterminded 911. Reptilian shapeshifters stole the secret love child of David Icke and the Queen, so that satan can reclaim his thrown in Narnia. Use the force Harry! Memes are the product of the one true virus of confidentiality. The Economist reports that people have long stopped paying attention to disclaimers, claiming they are not legally enforceable.  If you have received this email in error please contact the sender immediately and delete the e-mail and any attachments from your system. America will not be renewed for another season, so the writers are going nuts. Snowden and Assange don't exist. Kids don't belong in cages, they should be free-range, as this will help them taste better. This is not meant to be controversial but is the only serious part, all abortions are only the decision of the person who's uterus is involved. Free Palestine. All colonised land is stolen. First peoples deserve compensation. The housing market is a ponzi scam. We are at the end of history. The world is basically over. Free Tibet and Puerto Rico. Over.

Copyright 2018

Unnecessary Storage Backup Double

Things that you could see on IG if you clicked on the friggin link...

Fork This Shut

Found these pics on my computer from about 2011 to 2013 or so and wasn't sure if I had put them up already...

So go back and find them if you can!

Notice of Your Intention

Crap Poems for Negative Futurists:



bio- evolution
nightmare pollution
apocalyptic confusion
co-opted revolution
it's all gone bung





corporate manipulation
media saturation
working class frustration
temperature gyration
we've lost all control




we've gambled and lost
but we had a great run or five
not sure were it went wrong
or how to get back
fight it if you can

Autonomous sensory meridian response

Caress me while I whisper about the smell of bacon as I snap, crackle and pop!

Popping bubble wrap, near an open fire to the sound of the ocean

Relax your soul in a warm bath of opiate based succulents

Short, sweet and delicately delicious

Infinite orgasms

Do people even blog anymore?

No seriously do they??

It's sorta almost redundant these daze isn't it??

It's all getting worse, just as it was getting better.

Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steal Beams

Dear you that is reading this sentence...

Would it be illegal for someone to start a kickstarter or whatever campaign to put out a hit on Duterte?

Only suggesting cos he has no appreciation for human life, so why should we respect his?

That motherfucker just grinds my fucken-expletive-opps-I-swore-gears.

Makes me realise that the really bad downside of drugs (besides addiction) is that they are illegal. So the harder the authorities go after them the more deaths are caused.

Why not legalise all drugs but restrict their usage, so they can be regulated, standardised, controlled and only given out to qualified addicts in a measured amount that ensures they don't go to far over board. Better than heaps of killings, power struggles and social destruction.

I know this would need to be monitored and tested,and I am willing to volunteer to help with any research required.

Yours sincerely,
Yossarian25

More Archives Found in Draft

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15/09/07:

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Unfettered creativity is one of the most
powerful manifestations of subversion possible,
for it offers us all a taste of freedom.

Love 
poetry 
humour 
sabotage 
don't believe us
we're all cultural prostitutes

abolish work
steal time
1871
1917
1968
Now!

Passion destroyed is reborn in the passion for destruction

smash it up

destroy bourgeois culture

power to the people

question everything

poetry must be made by all and not by one
  
A taste for change, satisfied by a change of taste

Whatever doesn't kill power is killed by it

My heart still hurts from last night

Governments are failures.

Depression is the obvious extension of boredom in consumer capitalism

Just give me a black mask (?)

Boredom is always counter- revolutionary

a world for everybody

living has become reduced to the economy of space

Much more can be said on these matters. Go ahead

From the Archives (B-side release - lost in gmail draft)

D_U


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*** From 26/06/2007 ***:
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Newsflash: All debate will be halted temporarily* while free speech under goes a precautionary upgrade, (apologies for any inconvenience)

Are thoughts meant to be fun/torturous or just functional things to accomplish, means to an end? Because I'll tell you they get tricky to deal with at times, and you can see why people try to escape, well I guess we all do in minor ways, but the ultimate escape plan is really the most selfish, it may help you (or seem to) but really your just disembarking and leaving the other passengers with the fare. They will have to pick up all the excess baggage. So what if I abuse my metaphors, they never say exactly what I mean anyway. Isn't it better to be ambiguous and let others read between the lines? Notice I usually ask the questions instead of answering them. Someone promised easy answers.

Power struggles distract our focus from the true nature of reality, not continually maybe? More often at work or a competitive environment, we must always establish a hierarchy, make some winners, some losers and nobody is to question any uneven distributions because this is inherent inequality is built into the pyramid structure of society to punish the lazy and  reward the entrepreneurial, or speed up economic Darwinism I can't remember which...

Or maybe I've been watching too much $opranos (currently: S4 E2)

Provisional definition of religion: Spreading ignorance through fear!
Been rinsing out the new album by the editors, that can be previewed on myspizzle.
gigiddy gigiddy.

-- _ -- _--   --{|}--

Hey Now/You Won't Regret It

"The world won't cry

it's the end of you

The end is nigh"



Songs I've heard:
Only God Knows  - Leith Congregation Choir
All About Me - Syd
Give It To Me - Motte
Pan Am - Arms and Sleepers
Drug Dealer - Levelz
Humble - Kendrick
Snakes Vs Rats - The Bug vs Earth




=^^^=
All of the above courtesy of www.thejoint.co.nz
=vvv=

Maybe Later?

Copper and Lead
butter that bread
Puss & Blood
fire then flood
Piss n Vinegar
shitzle similar

Bluestone To The Bone

POLW: Baskets

POTW: Peaky Blinders

POTUS: A shambles

Quick Start Guide

I guess I've got stuff to say, just not right now...

Disillusionment with the system and the people in control is pretty high right now
or is that just a constant thing?

I just can't understand how people can waste money and not get guilty feels about it...
I almost feel guilty enough at times about poverty, even though I wouldn't say I was rich
definitely somewhere in the middle classes..

But I guess just to keep some content flowing I'll make a few more lists of current crazes:


Song of the day: Fire - Justice
Show of the day: Atlanta

Mondays Drain/Test my Lifeforce

Wide Open (ft. Beck)

I don't like Religion, but I like churches

I don't like warfare, but I like fighter jets

I don't like me, but I like you

Over analyse this

It's slipping away from me...

Customer Satisfaction Survey

Post for the sake of posting...

Cos it seems that's the way it is these days lol yolo fml words mfw rofl soz...

Anyway, we all got opinions, some of them we just got
some of them we've had for like hours, maybe even days
but we all agree the one who is right is whoever yelled the loudest
and demonstrated the values of their viewpoints by viciously attacking
anyone who has a counter viewpoint or criticism, it's just science
listening to others makes you weak
man up and get your own viewpoint
from the best blow hard you can find
quick knee jerk reactions work well
and if you ever start to lose an argument...
just change to a different one
We are always right and they are always wrong
no middle ground anymore
you're either with us or against us

you can't steal an election if the Russians stole it for you
and if you didn't want them to steal it you're a fool
I have far more intelligence than all of the agencies
I am the least racist person I know
and I have all the best words



NB: If not clear the above is sort of ironic satire type jive and I think we could have the wrong people in control of our systems... but somehow they've cleverly split the poor in two in some kind of divide and command and conquer type scamario (which is a word I've made up and would like to claim, cos it's mine you bastards and I want you to use it but only if I get the credit!!!)

Ok it's a friggin scam mixed with a scenario, get it? So like a situation where we're being conned, or enough of us are to start turning back the clock on what seemed to be progressive democratic societies...

Looks like Keith Olbermann (sp?) has come out of hibernation to scream sweet nothings into the abyss...

The Sad Butcher

I like stuff, don't you?

Why don't I make lists of stuff?

That's pretty damn original you know.

Film of the week: Whiplash
Song of the week: Strong by London Grammar

New gadget of the week: My phone
Program of the Month: The Last Man On Earth

Game of the Month: Legendary
Station of the Year: Triple J

I'm scared there's so many people on earth that think in a really ignorant, short-sighted way...

Rage Quit the World

Some orange coloured nazi windbag just got promoted to leader of the free world...


The Doomsday clock must be advancing ever so closer...


There's just way too must suck in the world of politics...


Around the world the left is crumbling...


The right are a pack of control freak arseburgers.


I should have more to say but no body reads blogs anymore...


Twitter has taken over all that shit.

Suck

Suck

Suck
Suck!

Despair

Apathy

Who cares?

Might as well focus on the things I can control.

Oh and more earthquakes.

But on the positive side...


(insert pleasing topics here)

Dead blogs and Neurotic fogs

Continual minor stress
always in the background
thinking it's all bullshit
but still caring too much
you know you shouldn't

Measuring yourself against
standards that don't exist
knowing it's a game
but still playing by their rules
self-imposed restrictions

Tearing yourself down
piece by piece
dreading it all
wondering why
you can't just stop

Listening to the fear
unless you're distracted
is that the best we can do
find the best distractions
and hope for the best?

Finding faults is easy
seeing truth is hard
living for tomorrow
because of yesterday
why not now?

Thinking you know better
but finding out you don't
contemplating everything
understanding nothing
caught in your own trap

Delaying and dismaying
being ruled by perception
limitations you place on yourself
holding patterns of the mind
cramping your own style

Supreme Harmony and Enhanced Righteousness*

*Title relates to: Forbidden City Beijing...

OCD v ICD

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder versus Impulse Control Disorder

Look them up I guess, I'm being a bit lazy...

OCD:
Anxious thoughts can influence our behaviour, which is helpful at times. For example, thinking 'I may have left the oven on' leads to you checking the oven and keeping things safe.

ICD:
Impulse control disorder (ICD) is a class of psychiatric disorders characterized by impulsivity – failure to resist a temptation, urge or impulse that may harm oneself or others. Many psychiatric disorders feature impulsivity, including substance-related disorders,attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, antisocial personality disorder, borderline personality disorder, conduct disorder and mood disorders.

Lost in the Scray Hole

Moved countries about a month ago, so here's some youtube music vids to view...


https://youtu.be/Z32tgLHEEBc



https://youtu.be/LDsxtBVLyss


a
https://youtu.be/Pe1J4mdVNIY



Once, again sorry for the lack of content/conext, just been mucking around too much and instagramming like a champ.


Collingwood = Portlandia of Victoria


Rando Van Schlando

Infrequent Disclosure

Even though not many people read this, I would just like to explain why I don't put much stuff on here lately.

As you might see, this is just an outlet for me to express my thoughts and chuck up some random stuff that I think I will want to remember in future, if I ever get around to reading my blog.

But as I have been using twitter lately as a 140 character method to discard my thoughts and angry protests I have found less need to update this. So check out @Yossarian25 for more crapola and stuff.

Also I seem to spend heaps more time lately on my Tablet than on my laptop, which seems to be having battery issues. And life in general takes up too much time. See procrastination.

Ohhh, but I am moving countries soon, so that could kick me back into writing more, but might not.

BTW, still listening to a bit of random music lately:

Current songs on high rotate snapshot:

• The Weeknd - The Hills  
• DJ Snake - Middle (Audio) ft. Bipolar Sunshine

Also Kendrick's performance at the Grammys impressed the heck out of me for many reasons, both artistically and politically. Kanye is still a douche though...

But this ain't a music blog though, just a slice of life

They Found Waves in Space

Gravity


Strong Interaction


Weak Interaction


Electromagnetism






Fire


Earth


Wind


Water


Heart

My Animated Voice-over Dream Team

Mel Blanc

Billy West

John DiMaggio

Kristen Schaal

Kevin Michael Richardson

H. Jon Benjamin

Dan Castellaneta

Harry Shearer

Hank Azaria

Tress MacNeille

Tom Kenny

Eugene Mirman

David Herman

Phil LaMarr

Dana Snyder

Teach The Controversy

A temporary collection of atoms

an accumulation of (soul) consciousness

my overall contributions to humanity....

hmmmmm

hmmmmm

anyway...









I don't want to go back to the 1950's,
let's just say my tan wouldn't have been an asset back then...

Killing Time

Can't sum it up and find it hard to articulate exactly...

but something is wrong with the people ruling us

and the massive corporations that control our media etc.

greed is good, ignorance is bliss, yada yada yada

and anyone who thinks the environment is more important than jobs gets freely labeled a 'commie' or some other such slur, but the 'Captains of Industry' and their talking heads (see FOX) never get called 'fascists' openly and if someone did they'd have a shit fit...

don't necessarily believe many of the conspiracy theories out there but I have to admit a few of them can't be dis-proven

just seems so weird that the acts the terrorists commit, usually play out so well for the dominant hegemony, don't want to think about it too much cos even if it's true, most peeps will never believe it and you can't really do anything to change it, can you? If you go on about it too much, people just fink you're some kindo ID10t. probally crazy, half hand, handcuffed covered in chocolate, Dipped in Irony, a dirty baseline and some oral pleasure.


aNd a feather (boa)

Test Slice

We teach others how to treat us.

We are prisoners of comparison.

We impose order on an unordered system.

Inaction, is still a form of action.

Corporate Beneficiaries of Post-Modernity

Cartoons you should (have) watched...


((In no particular order (that I can see))

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• Archer
• Rick and Morty
• Brickleberry
• Adventure Time
• Regular Show
• The Boondocks
• Wander over Yonder
• Sanjay and Craig
• Gravity Falls
• Trip Tank
• Bojack Horseman
• Sealab 2021
• American Dad
• The Cleveland Show
• Ren and Stimpy
• Bob's Burgers

And so on, etc...

Reform Project

Dream Pipes

Futile acts can be the most fun...

Don't leave out the best bits.

Mind Shaft

Rights Issues

___________
wealthy
successful

entitled
inherited

dominant
defensive

agressive
protective

natural
innate