The Human Condition of Ultimate Controversy

According to signs on buses:
(and I quote)

THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD.

Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

Ohhh thems fighin' words!
You can imply that the superstitions of others may not be valid.
That's just too thought-provoking, or to some just too rational!

Ownership Awareness Responsibility

Fake List #25:

• start list
  
• move car
• eat yogurt
• get haircut
• pay powerbill
• sort parking fines
• meeting at 3pm
• make shopping list
• solve world hunger
• complete booty rap
• invent new RC toy
• live a healthy life
  
• donate to wikipedia
• go shopping
• find spirituality
  
• create freewill
• promote choice
• be realistic
• give up
• find secret shows
• reorder DVDs
• transcribe dreams
• file everything
• meet the press
• pimp those hoes
• reinstall reality
• end list
  

Cliche Soup (to amuse/confuse)

Headlines that never quite made it to print:

('cos they are nonsensical rubbish)

• Frozen pilot-scheme sundae school rhetorical questionnaire subsidiary holdings baffle.
• Politicians picked last by Captain's of Industry in Gym-class brawl for hearts and minds.
• Nun caught trafficking mystery variables through undefinable love-making alternatives.
• Critics claim anally-retentive plot-twists murder lost serial number subversion.
• Guerrillas missed chance in boss attack level of ultimate game console play-off.
• Attack of the intangible jungle boogie monster truck madness of past monarchs.
• Oscar-winning treachery leaves consciousness underneath unsafe proportional performance when represented with colourful graphics index finger discount.
• Unethical experimental customer service contemplation configuration consternation.
• Logic mushrooms deny justifiable homicide committee's rest-week function growth.
• Digital sandwiches of defiance edict cultural cringe-worthy opposable thumb wrestlers.
• Conclusion jump-start cuts test-run motorcade lift-off panorama convertible.
• Impossible illusions taint mission of unrequited attempts to stop this sentence.
• Aimless alliterations annoy alternative anarchists allied amusingly.

Aren't. Can't. Won't. Don't.

get your groove off.

you can't keep everything...

or destroy everything.

you can't stop, but I won't start.

This internet attraction.

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