Saturday, October 29, 2011

Idle Speculation

Our ancestors, ancestors, ancestors... (repeated/recurring)...
probably wrote their blogs on cave walls...
Or not...

Here's a few things I shortened lately:
(Every1 lyks a gud shortnin dnt they?)

  • CBF =Can't Be Fucked
  • GID = Good Idea


The pressure of no pressure
The stress of no stress
The way of no way

Works End
Thank You

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Offensive Language

Civil Rights
Civil Authority
Civil Action
Civil Disorder
Civil Aviation
Civil Liberties
Civil Union
Civil Defence
Civil Engineer
Civil Ceremony
Civil Affairs
Civil Disobedience
Civil Servant
Civil Law
Civil Society
Civil War

Monday, October 24, 2011

FML & Co Inc

Found these Sites/blogs recently, thought I'd share their goodness:

Now some cut/paste action:
NSFW (Swearing)


Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Worse things happen at sea, you know.
Always look on the bright side of life...
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!

(Monty Python - Always look on the right side of life)

There are reasons each of us are born. We have to find those reasons.

(Uncle Iroh - The Last Airbender)

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goesEverybody knows

(Leonard Cohen - Everybody Knows)


{"I wanna be a goodtime lover, I wanna be a good time girl!"}
[Joint Forces ft. Claudja Barry - Good Time girl]


"Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got e'm by the balls. "

(Senator Roark - Sin City)


Life is short
And if your lookin' for extension
With your time
You had best do well

'Cause there's good deeds
And there is good intention
They're as far apart
As Heaven and Hell

(Ben Harper - Ground On Down)


Since the dawn of time, Man has questioned the origin and meaning of his existence. Work? Relationships? Justin Beiber?

And it’s just that sort of useless fucking around that has got us where we are today, in the middle of a self-congratulatory, bargain-priced, capitalist-induced anxiety wank storm. Thats right, wank storm. Don't look it up. Chopper just invented it.

(Chopper A.K.A Heath Franklin)



(Painted message on a van I saw today)

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Flesh Tunnels of Love

The Revolution will not be...

  • Televised
  • Biodegradable
  • Unanimous
  • Publicised
  • Sponsored
  • Wholesome
  • Without conflict
  • Perfect
  • Painless
  • Obvious
  • Commercial
  • Subtle
  • Easy
  • Simplified
  • The End
  • Gluten-free
  • Predictable
  • Tolerated by the ruling Hierarchy

Friday, October 21, 2011

Jiggly Wobble or Wobbly Jiggle



Important comedians who pushed boundaries
Fought for Freedom of Speech
Questioned Religion/Society

Fun Fact: Unauthorised reproduction and distribution of copyrighted work, or just generally stealing ideas, has helped many large companies (multi-national entities) achieve great success at shafting rivals who's brilliant inventions where never quite marketed (or simplified) for mass consumption. But hey, to the victor goes the spoils, the winners get to write history and erase the losers that didn't fit their paradigm. The world's too fucked to fix anyway. The meek will inherent a chance to dig their own graves. Power comes from the barrel of a gun. If your motives are justified, you can lie to the whole world, to kill more enemies than we ever knew existed. If we don't murder, then I guess only the opposition would, so we might as well make it fair. Fair is fear.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Unorganised Mob?

The 99%

Signs displayed at #OccupyWallStreet March:

"Just because we can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening"
"Corporations are psychopaths, My friend"
"I can't afford a lobbyist - I am the 99%"
"End Corporate Personhood"
"Commodity Inflation Causes Starvation"

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Use It Or Lose It

Mindless Phrases:
Enough is Enough
Not in My Backyard
Mind Your Own Business
Fortune Favours the Brave

"A root is a flower that disdains fame" - Khalil Gibran

Two completely unrelated but high quality musical albums I am currently thrashing to death:

  • Boxer by The National
  • Good things by Aloe Blacc

That is all.
No need to reply.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Self-Indulgent Twaddle

insert text here...

Not everything can be of absolute top quality
but don't ever believe that we have to accept crap
we can do far better, but also far worse I fear

Pretty much everything one here, is just to amuse myself
I even like looking back at my own posts sometimes
how narcissistic is that? well I don't really know

Change can be a frightening yet necessary process
not everything needs a new logo or a makeover though
we survived before rampant commercialism took over

I wish I could write better short stories more, or a novel
create narrative, detail, emotion and ideas that survive
envision a character who transcends the archetypes

Time is of the essence and all that.

Another Bunch of Odd Pictures of Nothing in Particular or Fascinating

Some more easily-overlooked oddities spliced with unconventional irregularities

Neglected by meaning, camouflaged by fear, plagued by inconsistency

Obvious obliviousness, unassumingly tedious, yet thoroughly refreshing

Sprinkled with nostalgia generated from shared experience and faulty memories

Injecting an order to the narrative, regardless of hindsight or better judgement

Ambushed by Facts, Overwhelmed by Statistics

Branded with delight. Resistance is futile. Established Hierarchies


Monday, October 10, 2011

You Make Me Smile

"I will tell the god's honest truth.
Though im not sure how much that's worth.
Because I'm pretty sure God has fibbed a few times.
Told little white lies, mostly to cancer paitents
and certainly the Jews... Anyway."

Quote from stand-up dvd:
David Cross - Bigger and Blackerer

P.S (my wee addition, bit of a ramble if you will*...:)
justice delayed is justice denied
Style, Hype and Distraction are King
Substance is for the Historians to dig up
music makes me feel brand new
Special special Daze

the word epic is very overused at the moment
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity
staunch upper-lip and all that carry on

*not that refined though

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Yankee Doodle Dump

Just to prove it's not all serious turmoil and political blustering...
as it may be below

weird pics appeared for all to see...


ohhh how terrifyingly freakish delight of madness
unexplainable mystery of unspeakable vagueness
or whatever.

Free Markets, Kill People

Historically famine is not caused by food shortages
it's caused by war, greed, politics, denial, markets, bureaucracy,
human indifference, apathy, instability, corruption, conspiracy,
irony, lack of co-operation, breakdown of societies, lies,
unnecessary interference in rural economies, etc...

history is full of liars, cheats, thieves and charlatans
our greatest strengths are also our greatest weaknesses
our greatest virtues can also be our worst vices
opportunities threats

Shouldn't (human) life always be more valuable than economic progress or rare commodities?

why are we here?

Because there's a terrible draft in the lounge...

No, I mean why are we here?

Well, I don't know if there really is one reason in particular... You just sort of have to make your own and it can be different for everybody.

(Borrowed from my memory of a 'Shameless' Ep.)

The Whole World's Watching...

The people united will never be defeated!
"NYPD is Wall Street's Private Army"

Hey hey, ho ho, corporate greed has got to go!
this is a peaceful protest...

Police reinforce the dominant social structure... no matter how fucked it is
shame shame shame

Justice delayed is justice denied
social justice now, tomorrow, today!

People are ruled by governments
governments are ruled by markets

Borders are imaginary, restrictions man made
all governments are fraudulent, protect the status quo

Not that I have anything better to replace it, the law of the jungle
rat race, no morals just laws, exceptions, bribery, corruption

All suggestions welcome
I guess were only human

SORRY that's just some insane theories that would ruin the perfect world we currently live eh... the current economic inequalities are totally justified, people should just have to go without higher education, social services can be cut, etc... but we can still have an opulent wedding with affluent guests for the future King/throw a party for the state/bail out a bank, people should have to live in poverty (if it balances budgets) while others live it large, some are job-creators after all and far more important than the poor, who pretty much deserve it, you know their parents were poor so it's in the genes, wealth redistribution would just make them lazier and even less entrepreneurial than they are currently, their portfolios diversified with all the great gifts of the corporate masters: gambling, alcohol, cigarettes, fast food, credit cards, bling, flat-screens TVs and other stuff they waste money on things like rent, food, electricity, medical bills, childcare, headstones, clothes, etc... whereas rich people are so much classier, they do cocaine and live in the 1980's, holiday in the sun, adore yachts, plastic surgery and dead artists, increase gross domestic product, use phrases like 'per capita'... even though most of their wealth was inherited, they have become accustomed their daily burden, of knowing their fabulous because they donate to tax-deductible charities that can give a shit for them, safe in the knowledge that although mo' money means mo' problems, it also hires/buys more reinforcements, militia, mercenaries, intelligence agents, helicopter gun-ships, cluster bombs, police, soldiers and other ways to prop up the system. This may have happened by accident or random chance, but were damned if were going to try to equal things up!!! Any guilt arising from the above does not apply to self made millionaires, their dramatic rise from poverty and cunning social mobility, is worthy of a biopic, private security detail and freedom to enslave... if they can do it, then you must just be less motivated, get off your arse and stop reading stuff on the internet and you might just be able to be successful too, ideas are for schmucks, actions speak louder than, go develop and invest, mess things up a bit, as we obviously can't fix things, well not without making things worse...

Te Blogosphere


Critical Masses
Integrity Structure
Sinking Lid

Capital Gains
Violent Repression
Market Forces

Unbalanced Majority
Inequality Rising
Trickle Down


It All Comes At Once Sometimes

Tyrannical leaders
Wasteland (non-teenage)
Illusions (Cypress Hill)
Saturated media
Travesty of Justice
Educated by Listening
Denial of service

Blame other cultures
Yello Submarine

Little of no value
Insufficient funds
Fear and Loathing
Everything in it's right place

(yawn, snore....zzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zzzzz)

Sunday, October 02, 2011


facts behind media ownership are scary
so darn concentrated into few hands
commentary and opinion mix
corporations etc...
spew out bile
eww fox

not sure if that means we should all #OccupyWallStreet
a peaceful protest being meet with pepper spray?
and NYC cops with orange plastic fences

#GlobalRevolution or #AmericanSpring?
No it won't be, but it might scare a few big-wigs
mostly ignored in the mainstream media

hmmm... I guess ideas can be scary

someone else's twitter posts:

0 Bankers Were Arrested After Purposely Crashing Our Economy. Nearly 1,000 Have Been Arrested for Speaking Up About it.

Nothing Scares the Rich More Than the Thought of the Poor Refusing to Take it Anymore, Coming Together, & Revolting