Monday, July 31, 2006

Reconstructing the Past (the way you would have liked it!)

Under Surveillance (Rumour has it)



Additional Interests:

Old buildings, Beat boxing/juggling, Birds, Collecting, Decomposition/compost, Unsubstantiated scandal, Resin farming, Relics, Plagues, Foundation stones, Over analysis, Disappearing, Memorabilia…

Early craze:

Was obsessed by Asterix books…

Vices/ Bad habits:

Being a nuisance, cynicism.
Being a cunt, criticism.
Continual search for self gratification,
Hedonism, and the rest…

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

You cannot kill what does not live (but you can discredit it in the media) V2.01beta

One liners for sex addicts who hate other people...

Which side of the bread is the butter on?
Living in My Duality: At Least I admit you're wrong.
We are well aware of the depth of feeling, it just doesn't matter.
The news was greeted with mixed emotion; you could literally hear the relief.
World war IV here we go (disclaimer: may never eventuate in reality)
you can't bomb a whole country to find two soldiers can you? Wanna bet?
It will be strange to wake up in my own bed.
one incident in particular has caused controversy
Frank Hurley may have been a brilliant fake!
Slogging out opinions, like a drunk in an old folk’s home!
(in a) Simile factory
We're all gonna die (eventually) but do we need to care?
It wasn't what they wanted to hear but it was expected.
If you see no value in human life then your life may not be valued...
No opinions withheld, until your wasted.
we never intentionally target civilians. those bitches in the wrong whare.
that will teach 'em. everything i know is wrong.
Is it better to overthink or underthink?
physically and mentally exhausted. what no ceasefire?
The past is/was fun if we focus on the good bits.
I wanna learn 3 languages simutaneously: Maori, Spanish, French.
I like history, even my own.
See ya tomorrow, by bye buy.
Babies drive cars (in adverts)
I heard about a killers car found by a church, how many churches can find cars?
There is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris Itself.
Inversion theories; was now it ain't, transverse vector.
complete scare tactics
Jump on the team for the big win champ!
Lesson for today: You = Bad ; Me = Good.
building nothing out of nowhere.
Unknown inspiration, didn't help much...
It doesn't sound as good when I tell it, but I had a great time!
Beautiful mechanisms for the evasion of responsibility and guilt (redemption/can you put that in Google?)

If you don't like it... come back later!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Obscurity (here we come)

Soul Laid Bare...

In an effort to win back my loyal fan base, and encourage people to linger longer than one minute, I have decided to get more personal, put all my cards on the table so to speak. I have not decided when this change will take place yet, but you can be sure that it may…

Hi! I’m me.

Here’s a quick background:

  • Likes: Chewing Ice, predicting future events.
  • Early days: I used to be obsessed by Mad magazines when I was an adolescent.
  • Dislikes: People who refer to events which occurred in 2003 as ‘ancient history’. Rising death tolls.
  • Fondest Memory: Arrrhhh yes, that right, that was fun!
  • Religion or Science? Which ever finds the truth.
  • Mystery: Do other dimensions exist?
  • Possible band name: Spottlebong
  • Heat: The only thing that kills germs?
  • Good or bad? Both have their uses.
  • Question for the day: Can Super Pacman eat through walls?
  • Who will win? The survivors (if its still worth living)
Highway to Oblivion: Keep on with blistful Irrelevance or be part of changing peoples minds?

Phoned in... I can tell he's still not putting much effort in ohh well we will all be forced to come back later to see if what he creates was worth all the wait.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Capital Gains

Esprima Senza Parole ...
(histoire en photos)

I'll let the photos (and my words) do the talking (squawking)...
these are all the really crap ones I took
not gonna show you my good ones!


Guilty as charged
trial by media
monkeys with typewritters
levels of inconsistancy

Might is Right?

I did what i was told 'til I could tell others what to do
can you force cooperation?
or will they just pretend to what you want 'til it no longer suits them
you have to want to help someone
or you won't really do what is good for them
or respect them

"Theres no motivation like hatred"

"When there is pride in your work there is arrogance"

Monday, July 10, 2006

External Monologue

Ideological Epithets

the Journey of life…
as difficult as it can be,
simple or as complicated as you want it to be?
it is all about choices
do you want it easy or hard?
obviously it is more than two choices
or we would know which options we wanted
based on accumulated preferences,
we’ve been saving up, for some time.
more like an array of choices
that all interweave together
I fear that until we as a society/civilisation
can come to grips with the subtlety of compromise,
we are doomed to lurch violently
from one extreme to the other.
or accept other opinions/worldviews
that are always going to exist

changing how you feel,
will soon change how you think,
then eventually how you act!

The Masks We Wear.

I am the end product of many millennia of Western versus Eastern traditions, all nicely packaged and injected directly into your debit balance. Market devoid of research. Complete ignorance of entire scenario. We can’t punish the person responsible, so let’s take it out on those nearest us? Well we are anyway… Managing to shield those just out of reach. Revealing titbits to nitwits, exposing small faults around your folks, but no one quite gets the ‘full picture’.

Inexplicable Rage.

Hypothetically speaking… if I think someone (or some people, that in the past I have had dealings with) doesn’t/don’t like me anymore and I think they might want to kill me (but I don’t really have proof). Can I go over there and kill said person (or imprison them), take their stuff. Live on their land for a bit, with the remaining family, telling the wife and kids that they will be in charge when I leave. By the way, I’ve told the police all about it and they don’t mind because I donate more to their budget than anyone else. Well I told them what I was going to do, well before I did it. They didn’t really think I should, but in reality I have far more firepower than they will ever have, so their authority is just a rubber stamp/running joke. My authority seems to have surpassed theirs now anyway. Some others (the ones I bribed or bullied) are helping me clean up. But some pulled out after the kids attacked them. Damn kids. Don’t they know it’s a liberation not an invasion?? They should be more gracious! I let them have free elections, and I haven’t even killed their dad yet! (his lawyers are dropping like flies!) Bloody ungrateful little bastards! What was my question?

Monday, July 03, 2006

All Intensive Purposes

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Chuck it all in and see what happens…

When Mr prolific cooks you dinner you eat what is on your plate!

Even if all the ingredients are beside your plate…

You can decide if these are your greens or your dessert?

I’ll decide what tastes nice, thank you!

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Gothic Proportions.
Transcendental mediation.
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Check the eclectic!

It’s all about the Fusion (or lack of in some cases)…

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Pathetic attempt:

It’s not funny or meaningful really, so pretty symbolic of most of the crappy editorial cartoons that pass for opinion these days. Usually just stirring the pot, aye!

Absurd is the new ironic!
Artists don't finish their work they abandon it...

Red heads not war heads,
Blonds not bombs…
Brunettes not fighter jets!

Hope your systems are function to a good degree of their potential, at least in the medium to short term. I mean as long as someone carries the torch, the rest of us can go down to the pub. Responsibility is for the strong and the weak, ya know?

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Self Indulgent nutcase


It is what you find important
(you see...)
with so much to choose from or to be exposed to, what you find exciting is based on what you have liked so far. So if you find something boring, it may just mean that you don't know enough about it. Or you don't have a childhood experience to connect it to. Therefore everything is potentially brilliant depending on your personal link to it. Wider culture is just a larger scale version of an individual phenomena.
-----------------------------------)>Knowledge widens enjoyment!
Mini-note of as always near seminal importance that you probably have already debated in your own mind on past occassions. Equality is non existant.
Much truth is said in Jest.
Were all gonna die (eventually)
Everything I know is wrong.

Validataion Required

It's only a game...
national pride on the line.
Threat from outside.
= -W(O)N- = wasted opportunities n.o.w --> No Options Withheld