Thursday, November 22, 2018

Lines on the Map


// Western Privilege: //

Counting our steps, while we wait for our food deliveries

Blaming victims of the last war, while our Governments plan out the next

We don't want to give up any of our luxuries, so others can escape death

Break up the EU it's our right to leave, But you can not even think of leaving the UK!!

The planet must burn so we can keep our jobs!

Short tern gain for long term pain

Bugger the next generation...



Fun fact/Music Maths:

New Order is to Joy Division, what Foo Fighters are to Nirvana...

Friday, September 28, 2018

Sex Injuries




"Well why does anything matter right?

Love is an illusion...

and happiness is fleeting...

and there's no such thing as god...

and all your favourite musicians beat their wives...


allegedly"




- Diane Nguyen -

from 'Bojack Horseman'   S2 E10: 'Yes And"







Friday, August 17, 2018

Contemporary Audio Fixations (Plus Legal Bits)



The following is a list of songs that I have heard recently and enjoyed to hear in my ear holes...


  • Tea soaked letter - Anna Burch
  • Storefront - The Cactus Channel
  • The Trip - Still Corners
  • Better Than That - James
  • We all Die Young - The Decemberists
  • Give It to Me - Motte

Caution: This is not a music blog

Full disclosure: The above artists have no relationship to this blog or any of stream of nonsense, mixed with truth bombs, stuff I am about to type below to freak you out. All opinions are solely from my brain compartment and not to be used for non-leisure or professional purposes, this is not an advertisement or way to achieve monetary enhancement. Disclaimers are a complete waste of time and you should not print this email, unless your (wrong fucken word) old and hate the environment. If you're going out you might as well take half the Amazon rainforest to fuck over the kids of your grandkids, the same way senial conservative people voted for Brexit and Trump to hijack our progressive march toward history and throw us all back to the dark ages of division and ignorance. Yay and amen. And remove any moral high ground Western civilisation ever had. Fake news, I am anonymous (not the group) so it will be hard to send a swat team to rape me. Alex Jones is a deep state plant/actor who is really working for the illuminati do destabilise our urge to stop forthcoming nuclear atrocities. Zionism. Mel Gibson is responsible for all wars and Hitler created Elvis to make a daughter that would marry Michael Jackson who is still secretly alive and planning out future school shooting. Kanye West masterminded 911. Reptilian shapeshifters stole the secret love child of David Icke and the Queen, so that satan can reclaim his thrown in Narnia. Use the force Harry! Memes are the product of the one true virus of confidentiality. The Economist reports that people have long stopped paying attention to disclaimers, claiming they are not legally enforceable.  If you have received this email in error please contact the sender immediately and delete the e-mail and any attachments from your system. America will not be renewed for another season, so the writers are going nuts. Snowden and Assange don't exist. Kids don't belong in cages, they should be free-range, as this will help them taste better. This is not meant to be controversial but is the only serious part, all abortions are only the decision of the person who's uterus is involved. Free Palestine. All colonised land is stolen. First peoples deserve compensation. The housing market is a ponzi scam. We are at the end of history. The world is basically over. Free Tibet and Puerto Rico. Over.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Unnecessary Storage Backup Double

Things that you could see on IG if you clicked on the friggin link...







Fork This Shut


Found these pics on my computer from about 2011 to 2013 or so and wasn't sure if I had put them up already...

So go back and find them if you can!













Notice of Your Intention



Crap Poems for Negative Futurists:



bio- evolution
nightmare pollution
apocalyptic confusion
co-opted revolution
it's all gone bung





corporate manipulation
media saturation
working class frustration
temperature gyration
we've lost all control




we've gambled and lost
but we had a great run or five
not sure were it went wrong
or how to get back
fight it if you can













Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Autonomous sensory meridian response

Caress me while I whisper about the smell of bacon as I snap, crackle and pop!

Popping bubble wrap, near an open fire to the sound of the ocean

Relax your soul in a warm bath of opiate based succulents

Short, sweet and delicately delicious

Infinite orgasms



Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Do people even blog anymore?

No seriously do they??

It's sorta almost redundant these daze isn't it??

It's all getting worse, just as it was getting better.