Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Non-Poetic Post

Looking back at the past...
things I didn't really know about

Oh no!!
...another bloody post of wikipedia and youtube links again,
how lazy is that?!

The term psychedelic is derived from the Greek words ψυχή (psyche, "soul") and δηλοῦν (deloun, "to manifest"), translating to "mind-manifesting". A psychedelic experience is characterized by the perception of aspects of one's mind previously unknown, or by the creative exuberance of the mind liberated from its ostensibly ordinary fetters. Psychedelic states are an array of experiences elicited by various techniques, including sensory stimulation, sensory deprivation as well as by psychedelic substances. Such experiences include hallucinations, changes of perception, synesthesia, altered states of awareness, mystical states, and occasionally states resembling psychosis.

Apparently: The Info-War has started...

digest all information with critical analysis and healthy cynicism

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Random Lists #215

This is very unnecessary and odd but, I found some old bits of paper with random lists. Seems like the trend nowadays is to give you all data and let you filter out the bollcocks yourself, a-la wiki-leaks :

wiki leaks
Question: is the Swedish sex charge politically motivated?
Are we/you cynical or naive?

  • fly spray
  • bleach
  • spray stuff
  • cotton buds
  • toilet paper
  • laundry powder
  • dish gloves
  • clean and clear
  • vacuum?

Badge of Moral Superiority
Consolidation of Power
Dangerous Moral High-ground
Introverted Society
Crazy tough and phoney Brave
the human crack binge .com

Dig it?
  • I'm a lucky bastard
  • informative nighmares
  • semi-elliptical
  • birdwatcher cruise
  • painted rocks
  • dolphins on youtube
  • unspecified disaster
  • approaching tide

NB: Sorry I have decided to drop the quality filter slighty (citation needed) and just put lots of crap on here (more than usual), so just read the bits you like or find interesting :)

while everyone pretends they're organised
while everyone pretend they're on to it...

Show of Hands

Ummm.... random question that may not get answered here, but I haven't been able to answer suffciently online:

Did john Lennon and Bob Marley ever meet?

any thoughts, answers?

I know Elvis meet Nixon...

and did you know that Nixon tried to get Lennon deported, invaded Cambodia and was pretty much the scummiest US prez I can think of (even with dubya in th mix). He took 'misuse of power' and 'conservative arrogance' to extreme heights. Got back in in 72 and managed to suppress the peace movement with the help of his political police force (the FBI) lead by J. Edgar Cuntface (sorry Hoover), who also knew how to exceed his jurisdiction...

Questioning authority is not treason, but abusing authority is.

WATCH: the doco "US vs John Lennon"

Random fact from wiki:
1968 was the only year of the twentieth century during which no British serviceman or servicewoman was killed in action.


stuff I cut and paste from wiki about John Lennon:

"Lennon was adept at free association and improvisation in his linguistic explorations, which can be seen in both his prose writing and a portion of his lyrics. Use of puns, near-homonyms, bizarre imagery, disconnected narrative threads and references, creative misspellings, and abrupt, unresolved conclusions challenge the reader to either find meaning, or bring their own meaning to the text. It can be inferred that Lennon intended no deep meaning, but rather wanted to demonstrate his free-form creative abilities as well as his sense of humor."

cos I found it interesting...

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Brave star

Life is chaotic.

No matter how hard you try you can't make it fit any shape.

How much can you control?

Buy One, Get one Free

Research indicates that, at the unconscious level, our minds have a tendency to focus on the optimistic while, at the conscious level, we have a tendency to focus on the negative. This unconscious bias towards the positive is often described as the Pollyanna principle.

"Truth is treason in an empire of lies." -Ron Paul

Monday, December 06, 2010

topics to discuss

orion's belt
Francisco Goya
Zhang Heng
the social network
Lysergic acid diethylamide
404 not found
cool presents

flurry of activity

Saturn returns

dissect media
filter bullshit
stand-over tactics
corporate affairs
industrial loitering
invention of mother
participate in life
chewing ice
safety word is banana
we're all lucky bastards
plan for the past
puns of steel
get off or get out
mutually exclusive
directly proportional

R~I~P Leslie Nielsen '26 - '10

unrelated ideas mashed together

random lists hiding
papers on the floor
clean mind, dirty blog

make to do lists
control aspects of ourselves
share knowledge

wallow in your comfort zone
get back to reality
stagnate beautifully

transcend normality
usurp, discover, create
haircut (eventually)

stop evil, harbour light
invest in tranquillity
foster brilliance, co op justice

make background
follow up, non-work
plan, call, stress, book, go

defy orders, obey rules
embellish dreams, leave nightmares
subvert authority, do what is right

plan, visit, see, trek, view
beaches, coves, inlets, bays
make time for yourself

plant mint, paint canvas
alter things, get involved
make a mess, stylishly

grow gardens, trim tress
ignore some, focus others
flash mobs, duck sauce

quest for greatness
survival struggles
ordinary lives unfold

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I am lazy lazy lazy.....

so here is some stuff I cut and paste from an email, I did not make these up.
but the world craves content, I think they are pretty funny
and why the f not really
so on and so forth


The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.


I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to

be an optical Aleutian .


She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was

a weapon of math disruption.


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum



Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking

into it.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the

other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'


I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.


A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'


The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at



The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned



A backward poet writes inverse.


In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count

that votes.


When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine ..


A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess

looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per



Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says



Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the

craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have

your kayak and heat it too.


Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other

says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root


His goal: transcend dental medication.


There was the person who sent ten puns to friends and family, with the

hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten


burnt kayak lol fail cute animals, etc

Wiki - Dump

I think I'm actually gonna post a whole lotta stuff and use verbal English...
lax the anal grammar, syntax, spelling

so been a busy doing stuff lately, so forgot to write about it.
but now I am going to remedy that by boring the shit out of you.

FYI: I'm half way through season four of dexter at the moment
trinity is an evil fuck...

also discovered ch131, so been watching simpsons etc....
she was on the rebound from willy

also getting out and about, taking the car for a spin
trips to the hurinui,

I was hoping this post would make sense and explain what is to follow
but alas, we can't control how information will be received
and other useless garbage

sorry if some of this is personal, cryptic and makes no sense
but it's my external monologue

you won't actually find out much except for the curious thoughts I had

peace to the pike 29, not that this is an appropriate avenue to comment on serious everyday life matters, that are breaking the hearts of others

as always major music consumption of old and new, tried verses true
maybe read this post in reverse

I don't do this sort of crap too often promise!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Retro Futuristical

If this was a music blog, then these are albums I have listened to recently and would recommend:

Janelle Monae - The ArchAndroid
Band of Horses - Infinite Arms
Ratatat - LP4
Royksopp - Senior
Arcade fire - The Suburbs
Nas and Damian Marley - Distant relatives

and these are albums I would expect to migrate toward my digital devices shortly:

Interpol - Self Tilted
Panacea - 12 Step Program
Barton Fink - Gear
Cassette Boy - The Parker Tapes
Cee-Lo Green - The Lady Killer

processes will never be respected, but they can be transparent and consistent

Friday, September 17, 2010

Creativity Versus Intelligence

Unique wisdom uncontextualised for your random pleasure:

People get ready, the robots are coming

like a sales force into the night

all the people, so many many people

here for everyone

we are alive but surrounded by death

I'm moving past the feeling

Magni- 'tude...

continents drift
plates collide
faults awaken
normalities cease

earth shakes
buildings tremor
people quake
things sway

chimneys dismount
homes move
contents break
lands slip

roads tear
cracks ripple
pipes crack
bricks fall

pets flee
bookcases topple
facades demolish
nerves fray

reality alters
neighbours meet
spirits harden
schedules change

volunteers emerge
cameras flash
politicians flock
events postpone

fears materialise
sanity leaves
anxiety reigns
minds snap

people help
hearts attack
vultures circle
emotions increase

lique factions
sand volcanoes
rubble piles
insurance scams

cowboys rampage
services return
structures accessed
rebuilding begins

afters shock
headlines fade
journalists leave
opportunists pillage

shit happens
life continues

Monday, August 09, 2010

Guide on a Winding Path

I've come across so much random shit overtime
that has slowly become embedded into my character
I can now act as a signpost for the others who follow
they don't have to fall into the same traps hopefully
but can still obtain the knowledge that these mistakes bring
for I can warn of past injustice caused by stupidity
we have to remember or we will repeat these cycles
for way longer than we would have if we listened
if only there had been a myth or cave drawing to tell me
the last few generations were too preoccupied
to think about the future or their souls

Friday, July 30, 2010

Repetition is Famous

Easy thorough post shift
East Trouser fight club
exact thought give a shit
Extreme thought on the hop
Extoll the nifty G spot
Exit Through the gift Shop
Exit Through the Gift Shop
exit Through the gift shop
EXit Through the Gift Shop
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Ctrl + V then ENTER
Exit Through the Gift Shop
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Exit Thr0ugh the Gift Shop
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Exit Through the G1ft Shop
Exit Through th3 Gift Shop
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Exit Through t4e Gift Shop
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exit Through the Gift Shop
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Exite] 0Thru the Gift Shopo
Exite] 0Thru da Gift Shopo
Exit 0ff Thru el Gifto Shopo
Exit 0ff Thru your face book
Exit Thru ur deepest fears
Exit Through the unknown
Exit through Mr Brain wash
exit through trial and error
EXIT without explanation
exit before they ask you how
exit before you explain it all
not everything has a purpose
mental chewing gum by-product
extraordinary extraction externalities
complexities flexitime veracities
Exit 0ff
get off




Wednesday, July 21, 2010


Birth of a new marketing opportunity?

e.g. Destroyed in seconds, Any reality police show...

It can also be fun to do crazy dangerous stuff yourself too, if you like a bit of raw adrenaline...
kids don't try this* in your local urban centre...

*Unless you want to look really cool and have a strong ladder!

Perfect Citizen :)

Big Brother is watching?

Should we be worried or not?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

American Splendour (stolen from wiki)

Harvey Lawrence Pekar (pronounced /ˈpiːkɑr/; October 8, 1939 – July 12, 2010) was an American underground comic book writer, music critic, and media personality, best known for his autobiographical American Splendor comic series. In 2003, the series inspired a critically acclaimed film adaptation of the same name.

Pekar described American Splendor as "an autobiography written as it's happening. The theme is about staying alive. Getting a job, finding a mate, having a place to live, finding a creative outlet. Life is a war of attrition. You have to stay active on all fronts. It's one thing after another. I've tried to control a chaotic universe. And it's a losing battle. But I can't let go. I've tried, but I can't."

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

The Venus Project

I got a flyer in my mailbox the other day it read...

Some people believe a "free-market" will produce freedom.
Turns out it produces cartels and monopolies.

Think about it.

As it tends to fit with my personal beliefs and view so far...
but unfortunately I cannot see those who currently control our earth's' resources willingly redistributing them, which seems to be a necessary part of the plan...
they would kill all of the working class and the third world, before giving up their ill-deserved privileges

inheritance is theft
property is theft
socialism is corruption
we are not yet civilised

I fully think we should all check it out and research a little further into these ideas.
Anything that can improve our current system of neo-slavery,
third world manufacturing all our goods and all the other badness
e.g crime, war, torture, twilight, BP, victory riots, assassinations, rape, advertising, animal cruelty, starvation, shity jobs, depression, financial collapse, economic failure, graffiti, urban decay, chewing gum on the bottom of seats, wankers, fat people, unfunny comedy, manipulative rom-coms, other stuff I dislike, etc... (sorry went right off track)

I guess it's slightly utopian and optimistic, but that's still far better than the alternatives.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Of all forms of caution...

Now I say quotes to go here:

"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
-Dwight D Eisenhower.

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid."
-Art Spander.

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
-Laurence J Peter.

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument."
-William G McAdoo.

"Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening."
-Barbara Tober.

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."

"Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
-Frank Leahy.

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."
-Thomas Szasz.

"Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated." George Santayana.

"The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary."
-Dave Kellett.

For more quotes talk to other people or read.
Or subscribe to reality's daily feed of useless information...

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Titles for when recent events become movies

Guatamala Sink hole of Doom
Containment Dome of Failure
(Terrorist*) Aid Flotilla of Death

(*Parenthesis used dependent on which country film being shown in)

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Nominally interesting You Tube Link Post

Figure out for yourself which of these aren't safe for work!

My favourite song of the day:

Most boring video of the day:

New sexy version of Sesame St pinball song:
(Not strickly you tube cos they banned it)

Marvin Gay cover of the day:

Weirdest/WTF/homoerotic song of the day:
(slightly unsure why I added this, don't click it if ur a bit scared of gay... Life is a bit of an adventure tho really, so go on have a look/laugh/cry/cwank as you see fit, but maybe don't....)

Best band on Letterman this week:

*Sorry if the name of the band/unit/group/person is meant to go first.

Hope they don't all turn to broken links in the futurocity y'all....

Tell me what you know about dreaming...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Take your medicine dear

Recent quriky quotes I enjoyed:

Life - Natures way of keeping meat fresh!
Love is like an astronaut - it comes back but it's never the same.
If history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Ancient Technology from a Forgotten Past

Does anyone remember the Dreamcast?

I was only reminded of it cos I went past an old ManUre playing shirt on a washing line on the way home...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Division(s) v Disunity

us and them
elite and mass
divide and conquer
ruling with class
exclusion zone

Look who overuses their thesaurus/wikipedia...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Losing the Will to Blog

Mass destruction
Turn me on
dead man
just kidding
reverse manoeuvre
kinky hostel
leave it out
no really
get flickered
see ya bebo
unnecessary twitter?
ubiquitous faceslut
annoying msn
tabloid sleeze merch
social marketing
robot porn
unsolicited correspondence
gone off track
does it matter?
well it does
and it doesn't
because all
is relevant
to time and place
chronology and
if ya hadn't worked it out
ding ding
whoop whoop
nothing matters
everything matters
fictional or
gritty reality
you could say
apologies accepted
and I have to ask
why are there
new people
famous each week now?

Friday, April 23, 2010

You have to catch up sometime

We all have to catch up sometime, indeed!

Lyrics I liked:

I'm not as crazy as I used to be...

Next time baby, I'll be bulletproof.

Something I thought:

Both the cultural and physical world, independently consist of hierarchies of power structures, which are constantly being challenged. Everything is fighting each other in some way, or in a state of potential tension awaiting a spark.

Recently Recommended Album-type downloads/you may have purchase:
(..beats working...)

Los Angeles- Flying Lotus
Hinterland - Aim
Wolf cub/Moth - Burial/Four Tet
Everything She Touched Turned Ampexian - Prefuse 72
Hard To Earn - Gangstarr
Buffallo -The Phoenix Foundation
Weapons of Self Destruction - Robin Williams
Crazy yes. Dumb No (Enright House Remix) -The Mint Chicks
Lets go fucking mental - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Crackhouse 5 EP
Sexual Healing - Hot 8 Brass band
Making Up A Changing Mind - PrettyLights
Arch Hill Recordings 10th Anniversary Album (sampler)
An End Has A Start - Editors
Flash Delirium - MGMT

What am I ya _ (insert one of following here...)_
  • mother
  • crack dealer
  • poisonous dessert topping
  • adulterous uncle
  • drinking buddy
  • 6th rate cowboy
  • adventurous lover
  • only link to the outside world
  • lost my train of thought
  • sorry did I break your concentration?
  • band camp
  • flute lesson
I haven't even seen that movie...

Saturday, April 10, 2010

I am Stupid. You can too!

The old lookalike, lost at birth, being funny but really being nasty oh dear deal, gag type thing. Aren't you glad the internet is used for such important informational crapola?


Local Joke for those that don't know:
jokes aren't always funny
sometimes they are politicians...
who like the odd power grab
to help out their rich mates, mate.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Ghost Track

The fall of Man is not a joke (unless you laugh)

Nonsensical Titles

Methodical Madness
Deleted Theories
Strange Rituals
Nice it up
Street Art Disaster
Space is the Place
Infinite Folder Disorder

Recent Downloads:
Broken Bells _ Broken Bells
Gorillaz _Plastic Beach
Albert Hammond Jr. _ Como Te Llama
The Walkmen _ You and Me
The Flaming Lips _ Embryonic
NASA _ The Spirit of The Apollo

Movies to look out for: (No links provided)
Boy the Movie (Taika Waititi)
Exit Through the Gift Shop (Banksy)

More to follow hopefully...
get all me ducks in a row or something.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Skankalicious with Cheese

While he/they/I/you was/were off trying to solve the worlds' problems/accomplish something,

they realised...

some/many/all/none had already been solved!

But (un)fortunately many new ones were created in the aftermath...
................which will now be recapped in bullet-point format:

  • like what to do with ourselves
  • spare time
  • priorities
  • needing money
  • doing things to get that paper
  • having that jay-ohh-bee take your time
  • having no time
  • retiring
  • having too much time again
  • but less paper
  • the end
so you see we either have far too much time
or no where near enough
never really in the middle
your all too old now
there's a younger generation
waiting to take your place
so they can stress about:
appropriate time-management
and other modern dilemmas...
of vital importance one moment
and absolutely none the next.

Have fun you fallas but don't muck it up for the rest of us eh!
(well only in your experimental adolescent phase, but then u get right back on track, ya hear!)

You can get back to licking stamps now, if for some reason that was what you were up to when you started reading this post?? You weirdo...

Monday, February 08, 2010

The Rambonator

Promises, promises...

i'D quite like to go to the US sometime in the not too distant future, cos that place has influenced the shit out of me... with its TV and its movies and its music... its products and commercials...
all over the place everywhere, more than any other stuff
shit i musta grown up on a mix of like 50% (or more?) American content on telly, not that I really noticed nationalities as a child, ohh not to forget the stuff from the UK and Australia (both sorta US copies and wannabes in their own way...) that padded the rest of our seemingly national identity vacuum... before we got-over ourselves in the noughties and realised we're quite a buch of funny buggers who have met the odd famous chap at the airport...

so does that make me culturally like at least 20% American even tho I ain't been? Well no cos it's really just a big homogeneous mix of other cultures anyway, but we forget all cultures came from somewhere else, and were usually influenced by what came before, whether were talking contemporary culture influenced/spread by the net or ancient societies writing on cave walls,
it (their/our culture) all draws from what is around it, or what it comes into contact with, e.g other things that are not itself...
all borders are bullsh*t.
we discover what is uniquely ourselves by experiencing or witnessing things that we haven't seen before, or haven't been exposed to...
we are all related, if u go back far enough.

Monday, January 18, 2010

The day i got mobile broadband...

the trickle turned into a torrent!

even if i do live in a (some would say) backward peasant society where the plebs are bamboozled through trickery (and shiny things), into thinking that this shit should rightfully cost a fortune...
ohh well...

Oh and I got my very own lap top like a week ago aswell, so have gone and cobbled together all me years worth of data, including songs (maybe 30G) pics and old odd-and-ends from my digital childhood (10G or so)... so I am thoroughly chuffed and all that palava, which is probably why you get the following rant:

HIGHLY UNUSUAL BUT: a wee story for ya....
the cam belt in my old Mitsubishi pretty much shat itself tonight, just (possible italics necessary) as I was leaving my parents (I had gone like less than half a k), after the Monday night ritual feed* the aforementioned vehicle slowly and quietly died, all motor functions lost forever. Stopped running and never started again and will probably never ever run again, after I slowly ran it into the ground over a period of 10 or so years. Funny thing is (possibly ironic as well) it was about to be traded tomorrow for a newer more European 4 wheeled pimping device. That should still go through sweet, as they won't want to jeopardise lots of money for a little money. or so we shall see...

I haven't won lotto I just decided to spend my way out of the recession, my savings were attracting naff interest, and my portfolio of awesome cars has just expanded!
Invest in --> Gee Rad Hedonistic Adventures Holdings Co. Ltd Pty and son corp..

I'll try and keep the spelling nice, but other over-editing techniques of the past my expire (e.g correct grammar and punctuation)
(*see: earlier post dates from certain time periods always being on Mondays)