Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
- fly spray
- spray stuff
- cotton buds
- toilet paper
- laundry powder
- dish gloves
- clean and clear
- I'm a lucky bastard
- informative nighmares
- birdwatcher cruise
- painted rocks
- dolphins on youtube
- unspecified disaster
- approaching tide
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Monday, December 06, 2010
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to
be an optical Aleutian .
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was
a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the
other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine ..
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other
says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
His goal: transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends and family, with the
hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Monday, August 09, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Harvey Lawrence Pekar (pronounced /ˈpiːkɑr/; October 8, 1939 – July 12, 2010) was an American underground comic book writer, music critic, and media personality, best known for his autobiographical American Splendor comic series. In 2003, the series inspired a critically acclaimed film adaptation of the same name.
Pekar described American Splendor as "an autobiography written as it's happening. The theme is about staying alive. Getting a job, finding a mate, having a place to live, finding a creative outlet. Life is a war of attrition. You have to stay active on all fronts. It's one thing after another. I've tried to control a chaotic universe. And it's a losing battle. But I can't let go. I've tried, but I can't."
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Sunday, June 06, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
- crack dealer
- poisonous dessert topping
- adulterous uncle
- drinking buddy
- 6th rate cowboy
- adventurous lover
- only link to the outside world
- lost my train of thought
- sorry did I break your concentration?
- band camp
- flute lesson
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
- like what to do with ourselves
- spare time
- needing money
- doing things to get that paper
- having that jay-ohh-bee take your time
- having no time
- having too much time again
- but less paper
- the end
Monday, February 08, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010