Monday, May 01, 2006

Christophile

Yeah Right!



God is dead: Nietzsche, Darwin and Galileo mounted a hostile takeover on the Ninth day, and managed to secure a controlling share, then sold off heaven's infrastructure and out-sourced all evangelical duties, amen.

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The views "expressed" in this blog, may not be your views and hence may be different to what you think, any similarities or differences to your own views are purely coincidental.
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(((I mean.. why don't you do your own research?
Why should you accept a worldview that has been created by somebody else? Can't you think for yourself and not believe every bit of crap that you're exposed to? Or are you to busy blaming those with views different to your own? )))

---Who created Intelligent design?---

5 comments:

Rupert said...

You know, I think it's bad form to edit your entries. Maybe.
God, your web page is a real ray of sunshine huh? Anytime I'm feeling blue I just trot along to "twistedbylife" and it's just what I need to, you know, decide to kill myself. I think they call it a "trigger event" or something. YOUR WEB PAGE IS A TRIGGER EVENT! C'mon, tell some jokes or something. GIve us a laugh, Gerry. The fans are restless. We're nice people, and we just want to get to know you.

Rupert said...

And as for "similarity to your views co-incidental", well, bullshit. I know you read my thoughts. I can feel it.

Rupert said...

Okay, but at least it's feedback, right? Right?

Anonymous said...

Is Hell exothermic?

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.? The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving.? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave.? Therefore, no souls are leaving.? As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that
exist in the world today.? Most of these religions state that if you are not
a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than
one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
Then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

jess said...

Any need for Ruperts doule shout? I mean capitals and an exclaimation mark. overkill.