Friday, December 30, 2011

Starting to Suck Now



I'm starting to get sick of what is happening to these pics
and I have a new theory...

I think my wireless connection has been disturbed/distorted
since Xmas day, when we set up an indoor weather station
with outdoor remote sensor, I think that must be interfering
with the wireless signal somehow, does that sound likely?

damn it , I was just getting used to knowing the humidity levels
and the difference between outdoor and indoor temperature

Himalayan Salt Lamp



See the pics are still crazy/faulty!
depending on how empty/full your glass is/is not...


If you hadn't noticed by now...
my post titles often have no relevance to the content, like in this case.
I find it amusing and it might have hidden meanings to me...
that you don't even know about, or it might not, which is usually the case...



Everything that is made, is made to decay...
except the internet!

Data Glitch





There seems to a fault with my photo uploads
makes it look like I got futuristic with the editing tools

slightly amusing or utterly annoying?
let judgemental people, be the judge

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Misplaced Mail

Whoops, more garbled messiness...
If only I could delete my mistakes
Then you wouldn't have to see them!





There is definitely a difference between "you're" and "your" people!
They are not interchangeable... Look it up!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Unfashionable Prophecies

The more you know, the more you know you don't know...

Disjointed Musings


Cynical Wordplay*




(*Would usually live here)



Superficial Glitter



rest relaxation

recreation recuperation



the cost of free





corporate tyranny

destroying democracy



Quantitative Easing

Prevert





Sunday, December 04, 2011

Slogans Win Hearts

(quote)

We Just don't Care

In beautiful dreams

Don't Believe the Hype


"...people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie." (--Milo discovers that deception has its rewards);(Catch-22)


(unquote)


Just because they lie doesn't mean we have to!


Even a broken clock is right twice a day


Life is too massive to comprehend completely

...so just remember that your opinion is most likely a (gross) generalisation

...whatever you may be thinking.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Drum Circle





"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

(--Martin Luther King Jr.)




First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

(--Martin Niemöller)




"The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny."

(--James Madison)




"The proper role of a healthily functioning economy is to destroy jobs and put labor to use elsewhere"

(-- Joseph Schumpeter)



Make your own quotes, by saying things that people will remember!

(--Me)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Confidence and Supply


Speculators control markets

Fractions
Derivatives
Reserves

Ponzi Scheme
Pension Scheme

Social Credit
Social Welfare

A legal scam
Unclosed loophole

Perpetual growth
Unlimited liquidity

Infinite assets
Unmitigated failure

Absolute power
Tapped wires

Nixon gate
Frost bite

Smile over substance
the rich deserve more!





All we have is now... (and next week)
The only safe place for power is in many hands... (unless those hands are misinformed)

Monday, November 21, 2011

Mouth Sounds for Your Ears


Something not to think about, because it's really just sounds...
Just think of it as mouth practise and brain pause...

How fast can you say it without blinking?
Other random facts to convince you!

Red herring or wild goose chase?
Polished up nicely, logic chills.

Skills pay bills
Thrills spill

And so forth...
Etc.

---------------------
finger linger
linger longer

binger singa
singa songa

longer bunga
bunga bonga

ringer dinger
dinger donga

hinder pinder
pinder ponder

hinger pinger
pinger ponger

minder pinder
pinder ponder

simba swimba
swimba swamba

----------------------------

(NB:) Not something you need to read yo:)( Sorry if you thought that was totally pointless... but I find it fun to sound out nonsensical sounds at times of exuberance or cataclysm, deeply from the bottom of the dodgy comments (not yours) that I get, that are very complementary (not free, but positive) in a vague way, that try to plug their own blog or product. Yes we can all see through your manipulating commercial lies! but I like billboards though and I have been putting up a few stickers lately (that may show later). That sort of thing really. You know the usual stuff that no one else really gives a stuff about (sorry kids for the swear). I guess I just want to contribute, in a prolific quest at achieving complete mediocrity on all levels.)

(I had a nice barbecue feed today in the sun and got burnt slightly, remember cancer kids, don't fry your skin into leather, unless you really want to. But that's just another summer dilemma wanting to distract you from the real issues in the tabloids, like celebrities and sideshow carnivals;)

(Sharks and Nazis.)

(Context and sense be damned.)

(Obscure references to annoy everyone!)

(Self indulgent mind vomit designed to record nothing.)

(Blessed by your life and legacy in this universe for eternity.)

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Trend Spotting


Is it just me or do Rorschach test pictures sometimes look like a monochrome butterfly that was squashed by a stretched Hummer limousine driven by corporate greed on a highway to oblivion?

In the kingdom of fools the easy answers are fighting to control the rapidly disappearing middle-classes lost ideals of nostalgic imagination, we always knew how to sweep it all under the carpet. So the collective lessons are never learnt, so every generation has to overcome another tyranny.

Pressing all the buttons again and again, without remembering what the result was last time.

Nah, I'm just messing with ya! I don't really believe that we can save the world tomorrow. But I guess that doesn't mean that we can't try, in our own small ways to make things better for the future. It's the little things and all that.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Total Molecular Disintegration




I just really wanted to use that title, since I saw that recently. It was the name of a type of extremely (warning understatement) spicy (not joking, could not only finish one piece and was not coping well in the tongue and lip department, whoops haven't even told you what it is yet...) chicken snack, at a pub/restaurant in town (roughly) that we had won a bar tab in a quiz (competitive knowledge is awesome! sample question: Name the three band members from the band Nirvana), but that is another story that I'm not going to tell you. Well not here right now anyway.




I wish I had a time machine (but only sometimes)



I don't know what I want (but I want it now)



Don't be sorry (just be better)



Build your confidence and condense your frustrations (if you feel like it)



War is over (if you want it and the other guys stop shooting too)

A Trip to The Moon


Wires Crossed

Brain Explosion
Mind Flip
Thought Burp
Theory Fart
Mental Vacuum
Cerebral Meltdown
Consciousness Crossfire
Critical Error
Epic Fail



...on an unrelated note, I heard a radio review today of the new Lou Reed/Metalica album. It didn't seem like my cup of tea. The bits I heard sounded like they might be for an acquired taste and apparently other reviews aren't that great. But oh well Lou Reed has been on his own trajectory for awhile now, so any true fans he has left might be keen on some masochistic art rock. I didn't need another reason to hate Metalica though, I was never really into their music (full disclosure: except for maybe one or two songs from the past if I were really drunk) and we may still have Napster if it wasn't for old Lars (well probably not but I still thought he was a right wank about the whole thing). Some kind of fucking ego monster alright, but not one that I want to subject my ear holes to...

But I have to also admit I am currently as writing, listening to the Trainspotting Motion Picture soundtrack (playlist to follow) (another example of a movie which I should probably read the book, but I don't think I will cos I have heaps of other shit I want to read, but I won't get around to because of the internet and other excuses), which includes the song Perfect Day by Lou reed, which I like.

No.TitleArtistLength
1."Lust for Life" Iggy Pop5:15
2."Deep Blue Day" Brian Eno3:58
3."Trainspotting" Primal Scream10:36
4."Atomic" Sleeper5:11
5."Temptation" New Order7:02
6."Nightclubbing" Iggy Pop4:15
7."Sing" Blur6:03
8."Perfect Day" Lou Reed3:46
9."Mile End" Pulp4:33
10."For What You Dream Of" (Full-on Renaissance Mix)Bedrock (feat. KYO)6:30
11."2:1" Elastica2:35
12."A Final Hit" Leftfield3:17
13."Born Slippy .NUXX" Underworld9:46
14."Closet Romantic" Damon Albarn3:09






(source: Wiki, cos I can just cut and paste easy, see it still has links.)


Diplomacy prolongs supremacy

Do I need a new catchphrase?



Go back and look, I never really tried to make sense to you.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Going Going Gone Go

Going...

Going on or going off
Going hard or going soft

Going up on going down
Going through or going round

Going short or going long
Going right or going wrong

Going yes or going no
Going friend or going foe

Going out or going in
Going fat or going thin

Going fast or going slow
Going con or going pro

Going young or going old
Going meek or going bold

Going big or going small
Going none or going all

Going from or going by
Going low or going high

Going fake or going true
Going me or going you

Going this or going that
Going tit or going tat

Going live or going dead
Going heart or going head

Going straight or going bend
Going start or going end


(so there!)


Now try to replace 'Going' with: 'Lining', 'Winding', 'Standing', 'Falling', 'Wheeling', 'Dealing'
and see how that sounds...


"Art is what you can get away with" - A. Walhol

Honeyeater


My Favourite Bird is the Tui!




They sound and look completely awesome!!




Saturday, November 12, 2011

Keep It Unreal

The ABC of Nonsensical Alliterations:
(A through H edition)


  • Angry amphibians analyse ancient allegories, against artificial accusations alleging accidental acrimony.
  • Bored Bohemians blatantly berate bemused behemoths, belligerently baking befouled brownies.
  • Cautious caretakers carefully clean constant crumbs, colloquially convincing crazed corpses completely.
  • Dignified digital downloads don't delay dainty dinosaurs, designing distant demographics detaining diplomacy deliberately.
  • Egregious elephants eating eggplants endeavour elegantly, engineering enough elements emissions everyday.
  • Futile fundamentalists fixated for funerals, fund feudal females financially fighting fraudulent forecasts faking florescent flows.
  • Glorious gentlemen gainfully gravitate generosity, guaranteeing glamour grows gradually gregarious ghoulishly.
  • Hedonistic hypochondriacs hyphenate heroically heralded hyenas, hydrating hypnotised hypothesises hyperbolically.


Basic Pattern: Adjective noun verb adverb noun, adverb adjective noun verb adjective noun
(I think?) Not always used, but great guidelines gallantly garrotted generations grown goat gains gender generally garnished.

Sorry if you actually wanted meaning, by the way...

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Lasting Memories

we all love you
collective noun
it's only natural

far out experience
remembered now
back in the past

not dates and times
just feelings
words deeds

yearning for meaning
opinions aren't real
abstract concepts

excitement fades
stories linger
ghosts in time

I ponder more
than I ever need
over think much

Cynical Times

No Regrets
Sorry
Congratulations

...for everything.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Words + Words + Words = word

don't ask me
I didn't say there was an answer
in the first place
oh wait...

start

leave it out
we just don't care

intro to nothing

mainly misled mindless mayhem
mocking mainstream maybes
mellifluously melodiously
mere melancholy

the stuff that ideas are made of
and produce

the place we go to
and come from

unexplained and
uncompleted

on to the

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Vague Yet Complementary

I received this posted as a comment today, on a previous post:

"
It's quite hard to find a good website. And I am very satisfied to have come here. The publications are doing great and full of good insights. I would be glad to keep on coming back here to check for a new update.
"


made me laugh enough to put it here
but not enough to accept it as a comment
as it is blatant spam possibly translated
badly from another language of commerce
I'm not letting them advertise on here

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Biological Experiments

Words are like knives you sharpen with your tongue



But then I go and cluster a few random ones together just to see if they will
get on, interact, merge, combine, bleed meaning into each other...

Illogical conclusions
Temporary Abstractions

Rust Juice
Brain Bucket

Drama Magnet
Dhama Bums

Serial Maker
Darwin's Pitbull

Cyber Attack
Reality Distortion Field


Pack
Tribe
Group
Colony
Swarm
Flock
clique
mob


rights are imaginary if they can't be used


Saturday, October 29, 2011

Idle Speculation

Our ancestors, ancestors, ancestors... (repeated/recurring)...
probably wrote their blogs on cave walls...
Or not...

Here's a few things I shortened lately:
(Every1 lyks a gud shortnin dnt they?)

  • CBF =Can't Be Fucked
  • GID = Good Idea

---=--=+=$=+=--=---


The pressure of no pressure
The stress of no stress
The way of no way


Works End
Thank You

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Offensive Language

Civil Rights
Civil Authority
Civil Action
Civil Disorder
Civil Aviation
Civil Liberties
Civil Union
Civil Defence
Civil Engineer
Civil Ceremony
Civil Affairs
Civil Disobedience
Civil Servant
Civil Law
Civil Society
Civil War

Monday, October 24, 2011

FML & Co Inc

Found these Sites/blogs recently, thought I'd share their goodness:

_______________________
Now some cut/paste action:
NSFW (Swearing)

_______________________

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

Worse things happen at sea, you know.
Always look on the bright side of life...
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!

(Monty Python - Always look on the right side of life)
____________________________________________


There are reasons each of us are born. We have to find those reasons.

(Uncle Iroh - The Last Airbender)


_____________________________________________
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goesEverybody knows

(Leonard Cohen - Everybody Knows)

_______________________________________________


{"I wanna be a goodtime lover, I wanna be a good time girl!"}
[Joint Forces ft. Claudja Barry - Good Time girl]


_______________________________________________

"Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got e'm by the balls. "

(Senator Roark - Sin City)

_________________________________________________


Life is short
And if your lookin' for extension
With your time
You had best do well

'Cause there's good deeds
And there is good intention
They're as far apart
As Heaven and Hell

(Ben Harper - Ground On Down)


_________________________________________________

Since the dawn of time, Man has questioned the origin and meaning of his existence. Work? Relationships? Justin Beiber?

And it’s just that sort of useless fucking around that has got us where we are today, in the middle of a self-congratulatory, bargain-priced, capitalist-induced anxiety wank storm. Thats right, wank storm. Don't look it up. Chopper just invented it.

(Chopper A.K.A Heath Franklin)


__________________________________________________




BE A GOOD HUMAN

(Painted message on a van I saw today)





Sunday, October 23, 2011

Flesh Tunnels of Love

The Revolution will not be...

  • Televised
  • Biodegradable
  • Unanimous
  • Publicised
  • Sponsored
  • Wholesome
  • Without conflict
  • Perfect
  • Painless
  • Obvious
  • Commercial
  • Subtle
  • Easy
  • Simplified
  • The End
  • Gluten-free
  • Predictable
  • Tolerated by the ruling Hierarchy

Friday, October 21, 2011

Jiggly Wobble or Wobbly Jiggle



LENNY BRUCE






GEORGE CARLIN







Important comedians who pushed boundaries
Fought for Freedom of Speech
Questioned Religion/Society





Fun Fact: Unauthorised reproduction and distribution of copyrighted work, or just generally stealing ideas, has helped many large companies (multi-national entities) achieve great success at shafting rivals who's brilliant inventions where never quite marketed (or simplified) for mass consumption. But hey, to the victor goes the spoils, the winners get to write history and erase the losers that didn't fit their paradigm. The world's too fucked to fix anyway. The meek will inherent a chance to dig their own graves. Power comes from the barrel of a gun. If your motives are justified, you can lie to the whole world, to kill more enemies than we ever knew existed. If we don't murder, then I guess only the opposition would, so we might as well make it fair. Fair is fear.



Thursday, October 20, 2011

Unorganised Mob?

The 99%

Signs displayed at #OccupyWallStreet March:

"Just because we can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening"
"Corporations are psychopaths, My friend"
"I can't afford a lobbyist - I am the 99%"
"End Corporate Personhood"
"Commodity Inflation Causes Starvation"

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Use It Or Lose It

Mindless Phrases:
Enough is Enough
Not in My Backyard
Mind Your Own Business
Fortune Favours the Brave


"A root is a flower that disdains fame" - Khalil Gibran

Two completely unrelated but high quality musical albums I am currently thrashing to death:

  • Boxer by The National
  • Good things by Aloe Blacc


That is all.
No need to reply.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Self-Indulgent Twaddle

insert text here...

Not everything can be of absolute top quality
but don't ever believe that we have to accept crap
we can do far better, but also far worse I fear

Pretty much everything one here, is just to amuse myself
I even like looking back at my own posts sometimes
how narcissistic is that? well I don't really know

Change can be a frightening yet necessary process
not everything needs a new logo or a makeover though
we survived before rampant commercialism took over

I wish I could write better short stories more, or a novel
create narrative, detail, emotion and ideas that survive
envision a character who transcends the archetypes



Time is of the essence and all that.




Another Bunch of Odd Pictures of Nothing in Particular or Fascinating


Some more easily-overlooked oddities spliced with unconventional irregularities




Neglected by meaning, camouflaged by fear, plagued by inconsistency




Obvious obliviousness, unassumingly tedious, yet thoroughly refreshing



Sprinkled with nostalgia generated from shared experience and faulty memories



Injecting an order to the narrative, regardless of hindsight or better judgement




Ambushed by Facts, Overwhelmed by Statistics



Branded with delight. Resistance is futile. Established Hierarchies



PUBLISH POST? SAVE NOW?


Monday, October 10, 2011

You Make Me Smile


"I will tell the god's honest truth.
Though im not sure how much that's worth.
Because I'm pretty sure God has fibbed a few times.
Told little white lies, mostly to cancer paitents
and certainly the Jews... Anyway."


Quote from stand-up dvd:
David Cross - Bigger and Blackerer


P.S (my wee addition, bit of a ramble if you will*...:)
justice delayed is justice denied
Style, Hype and Distraction are King
Substance is for the Historians to dig up
music makes me feel brand new
Special special Daze

the word epic is very overused at the moment
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity
staunch upper-lip and all that carry on



*not that refined though

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Yankee Doodle Dump







Just to prove it's not all serious turmoil and political blustering...
as it may be below

weird pics appeared for all to see...


repetititiousoususnessnessss





ohhh how terrifyingly freakish delight of madness
unexplainable mystery of unspeakable vagueness
or whatever.





Free Markets, Kill People

Historically famine is not caused by food shortages
it's caused by war, greed, politics, denial, markets, bureaucracy,
human indifference, apathy, instability, corruption, conspiracy,
irony, lack of co-operation, breakdown of societies, lies,
unnecessary interference in rural economies, etc...



history is full of liars, cheats, thieves and charlatans
our greatest strengths are also our greatest weaknesses
our greatest virtues can also be our worst vices
opportunities threats

MYSELF
Shouldn't (human) life always be more valuable than economic progress or rare commodities?





CHARACTER A
why are we here?

CHARACTER B
Because there's a terrible draft in the lounge...

CHARACTER A
No, I mean why are we here?

CHARACTER B
Well, I don't know if there really is one reason in particular... You just sort of have to make your own and it can be different for everybody.

(Borrowed from my memory of a 'Shameless' Ep.)

The Whole World's Watching...

The people united will never be defeated!
"NYPD is Wall Street's Private Army"

Hey hey, ho ho, corporate greed has got to go!
this is a peaceful protest...

Police reinforce the dominant social structure... no matter how fucked it is
shame shame shame

Justice delayed is justice denied
social justice now, tomorrow, today!

People are ruled by governments
governments are ruled by markets

Borders are imaginary, restrictions man made
all governments are fraudulent, protect the status quo

Not that I have anything better to replace it, the law of the jungle
rat race, no morals just laws, exceptions, bribery, corruption

All suggestions welcome
I guess were only human

N.B:
(Disclaimer:)
SORRY that's just some insane theories that would ruin the perfect world we currently live eh... the current economic inequalities are totally justified, people should just have to go without higher education, social services can be cut, etc... but we can still have an opulent wedding with affluent guests for the future King/throw a party for the state/bail out a bank, people should have to live in poverty (if it balances budgets) while others live it large, some are job-creators after all and far more important than the poor, who pretty much deserve it, you know their parents were poor so it's in the genes, wealth redistribution would just make them lazier and even less entrepreneurial than they are currently, their portfolios diversified with all the great gifts of the corporate masters: gambling, alcohol, cigarettes, fast food, credit cards, bling, flat-screens TVs and other stuff they waste money on things like rent, food, electricity, medical bills, childcare, headstones, clothes, etc... whereas rich people are so much classier, they do cocaine and live in the 1980's, holiday in the sun, adore yachts, plastic surgery and dead artists, increase gross domestic product, use phrases like 'per capita'... even though most of their wealth was inherited, they have become accustomed their daily burden, of knowing their fabulous because they donate to tax-deductible charities that can give a shit for them, safe in the knowledge that although mo' money means mo' problems, it also hires/buys more reinforcements, militia, mercenaries, intelligence agents, helicopter gun-ships, cluster bombs, police, soldiers and other ways to prop up the system. This may have happened by accident or random chance, but were damned if were going to try to equal things up!!! Any guilt arising from the above does not apply to self made millionaires, their dramatic rise from poverty and cunning social mobility, is worthy of a biopic, private security detail and freedom to enslave... if they can do it, then you must just be less motivated, get off your arse and stop reading stuff on the internet and you might just be able to be successful too, ideas are for schmucks, actions speak louder than, go develop and invest, mess things up a bit, as we obviously can't fix things, well not without making things worse...

Te Blogosphere

<-><(0-=-0)><->

Critical Masses
Integrity Structure
Sinking Lid

Capital Gains
Violent Repression
Market Forces

Unbalanced Majority
Inequality Rising
Trickle Down

<-><(0-=-0)><->

It All Comes At Once Sometimes

Tyrannical leaders
Wasteland (non-teenage)
Illusions (Cypress Hill)
Saturated media
Travesty of Justice
Educated by Listening
Denial of service

Blame other cultures
Yello Submarine

Little of no value
Insufficient funds
Fear and Loathing
Everything in it's right place
.
.
.

(yawn, snore....zzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zzzzz)

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Hyperlocal



facts behind media ownership are scary
so darn concentrated into few hands
commentary and opinion mix
corporations etc...
spew out bile
eww fox

not sure if that means we should all #OccupyWallStreet
a peaceful protest being meet with pepper spray?
and NYC cops with orange plastic fences

#GlobalRevolution or #AmericanSpring?
No it won't be, but it might scare a few big-wigs
mostly ignored in the mainstream media

hmmm... I guess ideas can be scary

someone else's twitter posts:

TheNewDeal
0 Bankers Were Arrested After Purposely Crashing Our Economy. Nearly 1,000 Have Been Arrested for Speaking Up About it.

TheNewDeal
Nothing Scares the Rich More Than the Thought of the Poor Refusing to Take it Anymore, Coming Together, & Revolting

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Things and Stuff

Random Word Generation:

I'll supply the words. You do whatever it is, you normally do...
--------------------------

Reality Shock
Gumption Traps
Premier Combat Unit
Insidious Paranoia
Omnipotent Forces
Anonymous Informants

Emotional Manipulation Machine
Standing Army
Mental Health Day
Mad Magazines
Sexaholic Nymph
Remorse Addict

Sympathy Junkie
Dominant Hegemony
Insurgent Militia
Migrant Species
Nomadic Ideologies
Economic Contagion

Ethnic Disharmony
Historic Struggles
Unending Clashes
Genocidal Conflict
Imperial Overlords
Stagnant Superpowers

Empirical Research
Unprovable Rumours
Shared Illusions
Mass Hallucination
Common Nonsense
Spiritual Denial

Inconsistent meaning
Class Divisions
Subconscious Battles
Impenetrable Logic
Intellectual Stalemate
Subliminal Hate

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Consolidated Funds


Safety net

Original Sin

Death Panel

Sour Grapes

Weakest Link

Silent Majority

Support Group

Sexually Active

Lost and Found

Rescue Package

Culture of Denial

False Dichotomy

Awkward Silence

Motivational Fear

Mindless Backlash

Popularity Contest

Divide and Conquer

Austerity Measures

Immediate Superior

Supply and Demand

Intellectual Vacuum

Marketplace of Ideas

Survival of the Fittest

Delusions of Grandeur

Government Injection

Collective Memory Loss

Inefficient Bureaucracies

Apathetic Social Structures

Greed Envy Hate Lust Sloth Lies

Bingo

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Stage Fight

Can particles travel faster than the speed of light?
Nobody alive can tell you for certain.
Isn't that reassuring?

At least we pretend we're not as superstitious as we once were
just use better modern excuses instead... touch wood..

Heavyweight concepts
tyranny of distance

Adrift on an ocean of time...

expedition
exhibition
exposition

find (y)our own meanings chump arse

Sad Cat Post


I don't usually use this space to mention my own personal events too much,
well I guess, I do in a vague roundabout fashion, omit names to protect identities, etc
but anyway here's some raw uncensored info...

I received sad news yesterday:
My Cat died.

He was born in 1989 and lived his whole life in the same house/garden
so in human (calendar) years he was about 21 and a half,
but in cat terms that is far far older, almost 100 I think?
he was very old though and had a mostly sedate, carefree life
besides the odd nocturnal fight in his younger years.

So RIP Speedy the cat I got when I was 7*
what a good bastard he was.

Speedy relaxing (Circa. 1999)

*If u know maths u can work out my age.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

World Of Sarcasm



"The U.S Government totally cares about the fate of the Palestinian people!"

...in opposite land maybe? Where Pigs are frequent flyers, the cheque is in the mail, your farts smell like freshly baked cookies, your bosses are not retards, it's not you it's me, I really want to help you, we are doing this for your own safety/benefit or to enhance traffic flow, that aggression really suits you, the earth can still be fixed, you have nothing to worry about, nuclear arms are the best deterrent, global warming is scaremongering, other people aren't trying to use you, the Trojan horse was a thoughtful gift, I take full responsibility for my actions, I won't do that again, a full inquiry will ascertain all the details, I am not a crook, I'd like to hear your criticism, I am sorry for everything and will never put my own desires ahead of the common goals of humanity, internet message boards are full of constructive feedback, I believe whatever the authorities on television tell me, rumours are a good basis for opinion, legislation, policies and processes always make sense, pointing out the faults somehow solves them, if you're not part of the problem you're part of the solution, this post hasn't gone on too long, cynicism makes it all better for me, peace in our time, myths are true, there is not a whole bunch of crazy shit currently happening all over the world, and I forgot the punchline again...