Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Human Condition of Ultimate Controversy

According to signs on buses:
(and I quote)

Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

Ohhh thems fighin' words!
You can imply that the superstitions of others may not be valid.
That's just too thought-provoking, or to some just too rational!

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Ownership Awareness Responsibility

Fake List #25:

  • start list
  • move car
  • eat yogurt
  • get haircut
  • pay powerbill
  • sort parking fines
  • meeting at 3pm
  • make shopping list
  • solve world hunger
  • complete booty rap
  • invent new RC toy
  • live a healthy life
  • donate to wikipedia
  • go shopping
  • find spirituality
  • create freewill
  • promote choice
  • be realistic
  • give up
  • find secret shows
  • reorder DVDs
  • transcribe dreams
  • file everything
  • meet the press
  • pimp those hoes
  • reinstall reality
  • end list

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Cliche Soup (to amuse/confuse)

Headlines that never quite made it to print:
('cos they are nonsensical rubbish)

  • Frozen pilot-scheme sundae school rhetorical questionnaire subsidiary holdings baffle.
  • Politicians picked last by Captain's of Industry in Gym-class brawl for hearts and minds.
  • Nun caught trafficking mystery variables through undefinable love-making alternatives.
  • Critics claim anally-retentive plot-twists murder lost serial number subversion.
  • Guerrillas missed chance in boss attack level of ultimate game console play-off.
  • Attack of the intangible jungle boogie monster truck madness of past monarchs.
  • Oscar-winning treachery leaves consciousness underneath unsafe proportional performance when represented with colourful graphics index finger discount.
  • Unethical experimental customer service contemplation configuration consternation.
  • Logic mushrooms deny justifiable homicide committee's rest-week function growth.
  • Digital sandwiches of defiance edict cultural cringe-worthy opposable thumb wrestlers.
  • Conclusion jump-start cuts test-run motorcade lift-off panorama convertible.
  • Impossible illusions taint mission of unrequited attempts to stop this sentence.
  • Aimless alliterations annoy alternative anarchists allied amusingly.

Aren't. Can't. Won't. Don't.

get your groove off.

you can't keep everything...
or destroy everything.

you can't stop, but I won't start.

This internet attraction.

(dot com)