Monday, November 06, 2006

Bill O'Reilly eats children... (and minorities)

Free Hugs from Sick Puppies....

Just been trawling through the massive abyss that is Youtube…
(who hasn't)
Here are a few things I found that weren’t crap…
And some that were…)

Thought I'd share a few of my recommendations out loud:
I warn you: Time will pass and you may not notice.

If you don't know who Bill O'Reilly is and would like to hate him too:

...and if you get bored of that there are always school yard fights and bad ads to peruse!

Like Choirs? check out... 'heartbeats' has a nice video too...




Vicious lies and spouting my opinion:

I do not endorse violence, unless its humourous
or directed against someone that isn't me...

Can anyone tell me why Bill O'Reilly is not dead yet? Surely with so many guns around someone could do us all a favour? He is the devil's bitch on earth or something. Why is it only the right-wing nuts get to assassinate people. I am not really avocating his murder, even though approximately 60% of what he says is crap. But if someone wants to blow up Fox "News" (loose use of the word news) and not blame me, I would be slightly happier... Imagine Alex Jones and Bill O'Reilly in a Bare-knuckle brawl! Except Alex gets 2 grenades and a flamethrower... Im not really evil, but like everyone I have objects of hatred and things I wish did not exist, and I'm really sick of the right-wing agenda, that's running the world... Fox "News " can be funny for a laugh though...

mind is a razorblade

Typical Fox Commentary:

Situation #1: Repubican politician shoots someone accidentally.
"Nice shot, now lets get over it!"

Situation #2: Democrat politician talks about troops overseas.
Comments: From these comments we can assume that the Democrats seem to want to free Saddam, make America into a giant sex shop, ensure abortions are mandatory, use stem cell research to spread homosexuality and make all religion into communism.

p.s Can someone please tell Jay-Z what retirement means?

p.p.s Thanks Kerry for giving the GOP a chance (ar$ehole!)
You must be Bush's Cousin!

B A A R R R - - z z z Z Z I N G ! !

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Just getting it out there


1 comment:

Yossarian said...

By the way...(Email fodder)
Subject: Moronic - or oxymoronic...?

Some good, some bad - and some (oxy)'moronic'...

O xy mor o n's:

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we
ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26.. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in
front of a
tree and eat candy out of your socks?