Too True To Be Good

Too this to be that

Too lurid to be punctual

Too loud to be classy

Too cultural to be austere

Too right to be left

Too eclectic to be controversial

Too Scotch to be Irish

Too long to be short

Too whatever to be epic

Too internet to be serious

Too hygienic to be ridiculed

Too bizarre to be interesting

Too sporadic to prolific

Too formulaic to be original

Too general to be specific

Too unknown to be mainstream

Too high to be underground