Mind is a Razor Blade

This blog will not make you live longer.
This blog will not give you the fix you need.
This blog will not freshen your breath.
This blog will not consolidate your finances.
This blog will not challenge you to scrabble.
This blog will not dig your own grave.
This blog will not rotate your tyres.
This blog will not invigorate your sex life.
This blog will not reduce your household expenses.
This blog will not accuse you of sin.
This blog will not irrigate your colon.
This blog will not publicise your acting career.
This blog will not listen to your problems.
This blog will not beat you to the punch.
This blog will not organise your sock drawer.
This blog will not alleviate your guilt.
This blog will not perform miracle surgery.
This blog will not steal your lunch money.
This blog will not bless you for eternity.
This blog will not uncover forgotten talents.
This blog will not wear protective clothing.
This blog will not solve your cryptic crossword.
This blog will not cancel third world debt.
This blog will not call you a liar.
This blog will not say sorry.
This blog will not complete the circuit.
This blog will not adjust the volume.
This blog will not sustain massive internal injuries.
This blog will not always be 100% original.
This blog will not try a hostile takeover.
This blog will not be here forever.
This blog will not save your life.
This blog will not de construct your universe... ohh wait, it will do that...
This blog will be here as long as it has to