Thursday, March 13, 2014
It Was Predicted On a Seinfeld Episode
What's the easiest language to rap in? As in has the most rhyming words?
Member the good old days when Kosovo tried to break away from Serbia and the Russians were all like "Small wee places shouldn't be doing that kind of breakaway shit!"
Then in Georgia, South Ossetia and Abkhazia were all like we'll join you, and the Russians were all like breakaway from that shit!"
Crimea river, Putin/Putout...
But I couldn't just clitocise Russia without doing the same to other big powers.
They are all self-interested to the point of aggrression>!<>!gggrrrrIUG I!!111!
The only event that could capture the attn of the whole planet (humans and sentient beings capable of abstract thought) would be the apocalypse. Or pain to ourselves.
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes..."
~Stanley Kubrick ~
at Thursday, March 13, 2014