More cynical pragmatic advice on lying for morally bankrupt election strategists!
Nah not really just some quotes I plundered from unknown sources (a bit like fox news!) that I at least partially enjoyed or that can be used against people that frustrate you.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- Wipe you mouth there’s still a bit of bullshit on your lips.
- Never go to bed angry… stay up and plot your revenge.
- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma?
- Shhhhhh… that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
- Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
- I don’t know what your problem is… but I’m sure it’s hard to pronounce!
- Don’t make me use UPPERCASE!
- You’re not yourself today… I noticed the improvement immediately!
- Don’t let your mind wander… it’s too small to go out on its own.
Ok they aren't brilliant but better than empty space I assume.