The phrase finisher....
Whatever doesn't kill you...
- will let you live longer
- gives you something to think about when alone
- can only haunt your nightmares
- reminds you of priorities
- updates your mental bucket-list
- could encourage you to greatness
- jolts you back to reality
- adjusts your mode of thinking
- can stall progress momentarily
- can leave a nasty scar and/or rash
- will give you tales to tell when inebriated
- can alter your existence
A stitch in time...
- saves ninety nine
- keeps you in your prime
- brings the rest in line
- supports design
- fights decline
- turns water to wine
- adds lemon to lime
- sets off a mine
- tips with a dime
- smells like pine
- overthrows a swine
- talks like a mime
- doesn't drink wine
- makes up a stupid rhyme
People in Glass houses...
- are friends with gnomes
- don't live near piles of stones
- obliviously don't value privacy*
- should not detonate explosives
- sleep with the television on
- need to be mindful of nakedness
- can grow their own herbs and vegetables
- don't want to be alone or listen to Billy Joel
- see you before you ring the doorbell or knock
- hopefully have a nice view of an ocean or wildlife
- might wish to invest in double-glazing to prevent heat loss
- would be absolutely sick and tired of the premise of this post by now
*unless it's tinted glass
1 comment:
Ingenious!! Good going!
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