Monday, December 19, 2005

Nothing Original Under the Sun.

I'm in a derivative mood...
At the risk of turning this so called ‘blog’ into an archive of quotations and crap pictures... Here are some quotes I thought were funny slash thought provoking! Well funny at least… I guess there’s no point in trying to make up zany witticisms when someone else far more well-known and respected already has? This should give you something to think about, while other material matures in my cranium...
I will say this: (its a semi-original thought (though not really))...
The differences between history, politics, geography, religion, philosophy and science are much less than most people are willing to accept.

The trick is I'm not gonna tell you where they are from. Only clue is they are all from the same movie, you have never seen (unless your a WW II buff).

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Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight - wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and never will lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an army is a team - it lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap

When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Were not just going to shoot the bastards, were going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks.
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(no need for another quote here)

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