- Movie of the 90's: Pulp Fiction
- Album of the 90's: Nirvana - Nevermind
- TV show ever: The Simpsons
- Band: The Beatles
What are our reasons to stay alive
random tasks or nine to five
unprovable theories, facts, obsessions,
deep minutiae, shallow lessons
ironic humour with sporadic timing
acting dumb or occasionally miming
do what you would have done anyway
believe what you will then do as I say...
The accumulated remains of selected ideas in blog form
The Truth is Lies...
Friday, August 12, 2011
Something About The Duality of Man Sir
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Destroyed In Seconds
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Features and Analysis (Only Joking)
Friday, August 05, 2011
The Price of Milk
Gypsy Family Slugfest
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Tea and Crumpets
Sunday, July 24, 2011
The Saturn Return
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Debt Crisis Sandwich
- that's not Microsoft ringing on the phone offering to fix a mystery "virus' on your computer for only $200.
- that Nigerian Prince won't pay you $3 million dollars if you send him a small amount of cash now.
- there is no expedition to find sunken treasure in the ocean that just needs your small investment to fund the expedition.
- you haven't suddenly got a tax refund for a business you don't actually have.
- giving credit card or personal details to anyone you don't trust or know is completely https-type trustworthy, can be really regretful
- the person you met online and wants you to bring a suitcase to another country, could be using you as a drug-mule.
- there is no such thing as a free lunch*
- official looking fake emails/websites/letterheads are easy to create.
- urban myths and rip-offs are common.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
World of the News
- Is it possible to be Objective?
- What's the opposite of Homesick?
- What's the difference between 'sex' and 'gender'?
- Can Stress Be Controlled? (without meditation or medication)
Monday, July 11, 2011
Schadenfreude in Your Face

- When did the role of media change from reporting the facts to scandalising them? Distorting the to add excitement and intrigue, for no good reason...
- What would the history channel show if it wasn't for world war II?
- What were the eighties thinking? I mean really, the hair, etc....
- Ever noticed that Rupert Murdoch looks like Mr burns with glasses?
- Where is the next big thing hiding right now?
- Whatcha' doing?
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Disfluency
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
Foreign Accent Syndrome
Monday, July 04, 2011
Hybrid Cloud

No Free Bees
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Thought Crime
Knowledge dispels fear
Educate your self
Domination is strategy
Sunday, June 26, 2011
A Leap Second
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Misplaced aggression
Saturday, June 18, 2011
knuckle Sandwiches
Monday, June 13, 2011
Nerdsack
Sunday, June 12, 2011
In My Happy Place
Butterfly Kisses
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Enduring Nonsense
Thursday, June 02, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
A B C D E F F S
Cutetiful/National Trust

- Four Square stores (see above)
- War memorials
- Fonterror signs
- Rural Graffitti
- Urban decay
- Old Train stations
- Welcome signs
- Kiwanis/Lions/Rotary Club logos* (pictured below)
- Quirky monuments e.g Giant Kiwifruit
- Misc. remnants of the past e.g old wharves.
- Churches of Christchurch
- Pictures of old MED (Municipal Electriciy Dept.) sub-station buildings.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Qunkadelic
Thursday, May 05, 2011
Ectospasm
FOMO MOFO
The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Going To Miss Almost Everything...
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Popular Misquotations
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
An Ephemeral Nature
Monday, April 18, 2011
Surface Tension
Accidental Molecules
Gdnyt n Gdluk
Became known for broadcasts during WWII, followed by millions of Nth American listeners. Considered one of journalism's greatest figures, for honesty and integrity in delivering the news. A pioneer of TV news, produced a series of reports that led to the censure of Senator McCarthy. Used excerpts from McCarthy's own speeches and proclamations to criticize the senator and point out episodes where he had contradicted himself...
Saturday, April 16, 2011
I'm Sorry, I Forgive You.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Digital Natives Find Ancient Rebellion
Thursday, March 31, 2011
The New Normal
- will let you live longer
- gives you something to think about when alone
- can only haunt your nightmares
- reminds you of priorities
- updates your mental bucket-list
- could encourage you to greatness
- jolts you back to reality
- adjusts your mode of thinking
- can stall progress momentarily
- can leave a nasty scar and/or rash
- will give you tales to tell when inebriated
- can alter your existence
- saves ninety nine
- keeps you in your prime
- brings the rest in line
- supports design
- fights decline
- turns water to wine
- adds lemon to lime
- sets off a mine
- tips with a dime
- smells like pine
- overthrows a swine
- talks like a mime
- doesn't drink wine
- makes up a stupid rhyme
- are friends with gnomes
- don't live near piles of stones
- obliviously don't value privacy*
- should not detonate explosives
- sleep with the television on
- need to be mindful of nakedness
- can grow their own herbs and vegetables
- don't want to be alone or listen to Billy Joel
- see you before you ring the doorbell or knock
- hopefully have a nice view of an ocean or wildlife
- might wish to invest in double-glazing to prevent heat loss
- would be absolutely sick and tired of the premise of this post by now