Monday, August 28, 2006

Highly Imperfect species


Do you move through the room with a glass in your hand?
Thinking too hard about the way you stand?

No, me neither... I never overthink minor details!

I' m not sure where this is going anymore...
It will go somewhere though, that is for sure!
Mark my words...
its not just the mental
masturbation, it pretends to be.
Getting the virus out before it kills the host
poisons his crops a
nd hops on a plane to somewhere else.
Down the rabbithole, as we delve deeper
into the inner working of an itimate clown
(
...with issues.), who chooses social graces...
Just be sure that it is going somewhere...

I dug another hole... (did another puzzle... told you they're addictive!)

Hate is a strong word...

Keep staring like you 've never seen the stars before...
If you need me to remind you who you are?

Monday, August 21, 2006

Stating the Obvious

Free yourself… Rise up… Overcome….

Or whatever!

Facts are meaningless: you can use them to prove anything remotely true!

Weekly summary:

This week I saw at least two movies, they were:

Waking life” (2001)

Troy” (2004)

Both worth a look if your into that kinda thing… “Waking life” is a bit more conversational (maybe even controversial) and thought-provoking while at the same time visually... good, and different. A lot of discussion about subject matter that has no definitive answer, so right up my alley!

Here’s a quote (nah make it two: )

“The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything.”

“What a bunch of garbage; liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?”

Troy’ is a bit more of an epic war piece, with big budget stars and huge locations. But it ain’t too bad, gonna look a bit more closely if I ever get a giant horse from the Greeks.

Here is some (ironic?) trivia about said film:

Brad Pitt, who plays Achilles had a mishap during the production - he tore his left Achilles tendon.
(is that method acting?)

Weekly summary: Part deux!

Went out and saw a nice wee gig, it was:
Sam Flynn Scott (and band) & Voom! At the dux….
Real bloody good eh! Worth leaving the comfort of home...

I like fire, but not enough to be a pyromaniac…
I like churches, but I’m not involved in organised religion…

So that’s the weekly wrap up and shake down….

I came a bit unprepared for bloggin’ this week, so I’m sort of falling back on the sort of chain email crap that people send out with a message saying “Just send this to people and see what happens. Do not break this, please” or “once in some country you’ve never heard of a man broke the chain and his successful typewriter business was gone less than two decades”. So yeah, yeah you’ve heard it all before, Chuck Norris is tough and it’s basically an insult to your intelligence to read the rest of this post….

Everybody loves jokes and everybody finds them absolutely hilarious, it’s a ‘scientific® fact*’. Even if the joke is not particularly funny people will be happy with the knowledge that someone has taken the time to think up something to amuse them. For example....

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the stuff-up fairy has visited us again.

“Not a hoax, just a publicity stunt…”
“There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity.”


*May not have been proven at all, but merely serves to give sentence more power…

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

On with the Show!

New Lease on Life after brush with death!



Just to show some of my other talents/interests...
here's a pic of a 1000 piece Jig-saw I finished in less than a week!
Ohh what a week that was... a full-on jig-saw fest, the carnage.
Man fast cars, movie stars and jig saws... such a vicious combination!
So many have fallen into this trap.
Belushi, Phoenix, the list goes on…

Can I get out before I'm in too deep?
I'm thinking of starting another one soon...

Can you spot the missing piece?

Yeah , well we can't find that piece so if you see it send it in...


Honour is only among thieves...
...it only hurts when I laugh!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Getting nineties on yo' a$s!


Post-Fatality Horror Show

(Lest we forget
the tragically departed Nineties)





After something like that you need to wind down.... relax... have a Nineties Party! well whatevers in dunners really...


























You don't need to crash your car... to know a car can be totalled.

That was a car (once)

Follow up:
stuff so Important it requires further information!


This picture was sent in by an observant reader from Dunedin.
he has won this week's book voucher for his essay entitled:
"Totalitarianism: Not as fun as it sounds?"
Don't drive drunk in north Otago late on a friday night while crossing the centreline!

By the way... can you see my Galant in that photo above?
Well here is the extent of the damage to that car....

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Crossing the line...

Head On Collision
(Post-Crash-Post)
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This is probably the one and the only time that I will ever seriously write about something that happened specifically in my life, and not be talking absolute garbage… so officially: guard is to be let down, for better or worse, please yourself…

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So anyway, nice wee drive down to Dunedin, leave Christchurch around 6:30pm or so, go through all the usual pass through towns (sometimes calling them a town is a bit generous) tried to find a KFriedC in Timaru (upper roo), spent about fifteen minutes driving around, that was long enough, so we left Timaru feeling cheated knowing that we would have to wait until Oamaru (lower roo) to obtain adequate sustenance. So we made it to Oamaru KFChic about 9.50pm approx., (trust me the story gets better... well more interesting anyway). After they mucked us round for a while getting our faux-chicken pieces, we finally left Oamaru around 10:25pm intent on reaching Dunedin (Dunners) by at least 11:45 or so, this was not to be….

coulda been a minute either way... blows my mind
I was driving by the way, and the light truck I had been following South for a good few Km’s was nicely rounding each corner at around the speed limit or just below, what I would describe as good driving. As it was going at a good speed and there had been fog earlier in the trip, I was using the truck and its lights like a pace vehicle 15 to 20 metres in front of me, so I could see all the turns in the road before we reached them.

About three Kilometres before we reached Palmerston (a sort of town 57km north-east of Dunedin.) at around 10:55pm, we saw an unusual sight. That was the sight of headlights crossing the centre line in front of us and ploughing into the light truck less than 20 metres in front of us. What happened directly after the impact I’m not entirely sure, due to both the speed of what occurred and the fact that it was night time in the middle of cow paddocks (on state highway one). Pretty much your eyes play tricks on you. But the facts as we’ve been told by police who examined the crash sight, and have worked out for ourselves are this: the truck rolled at least once ending up sideways, upright on its wheels, the scaffolding the truck was carrying was spread around the road a bit, but miraculously none hit my car. I fully locked up my brakes and managed to stop after passing through the impact zone, and going over some debris and stopping on some car parts. The car which crossed the centre line hitting the truck ended up landing about 25 metres behind us, which basically meant that directly after impact it either flipped in the air over my car, or along the ground very near. When I say it ended up 25 metres away in a ditch, with the sole occupant being ejected from the vehicle and dying pretty much instantaneously, I mean most of the car did. Other parts were underneath my bumper and pretty much all over the road. Luckily none of the occupants of my car (there were four including me) were harmed at all, only a bit shaken. The only damage to my car was a slightly smashed and cracked windscreen (still drivable though), a bit of a dent in the bumper, and other assorted dents and scrapes from flying debris.

As my car was basically in the middle of what the police referred to as a crime scene, I had to leave it there so it could be photographed (and spray painted) by the crash investigation team. At approx. 2.30am or so we we’re given a lift to the Palmerston police station/kiosk/room (had cool firearms poster), then after a few weird conversations with 'victim support' and a coffee/tea, we were given a ride in a police van the rest of the way to Mock’s flat in central Dunedin (making it there around 4.00am), where we proceeded to tell him the story and ingest some alcohol and cannabis, to calm the nerves.

The next day we found out, both drivers were intoxicated. The police had received several complaints of erratic driving about the car travelling north directly prior to the accident. We we’re really, really, really, really fucking lucky to get off, the way we did.

Here is how this incident was described the next day in the ‘Otago Daily Times’ (motto: Accuracy, what’s that?) thusly: (by the way Car 3 was us...)

As there were at least nine other deaths on New Zealand roads that weekend (usually there’s only one or two) the story was combined with the other road fatality news and shortened down to three lines, they read:

“Tautatao Taiti, 46, of Oamaru, was killed when the car she was driving crossed the centre line and collided with a light truck travelling south about 11pm Friday near Palmerston, 57km north-east of Dunedin.”

This was in The Christchurch Press on Monday:

We were the ones described as a "carload of youths", (first news article I've ever seen that portaits 'youths' in a positive way) it doesn't mention that the other "carload of youths" was a bunch of drunk 16 year olds from Oamaru, who pretended to commit sodomy (quite loudly) at the crash site.... this is sorta therapy who/how do I blame? what went wrong... did I put people at harm or save them, what if we'd been hit we'd be dead... coulda been so differrent... like I don't know...Guess that sums it up pretty well. Might fly next time… i just don't quite know how to feel about it all now, especially the dead lady..., like ya know do I hold it against her in any way at all? can I do I have the right to, I m not dead but did i bring my mates close to harm... how do you deal with that shit on a friday night road trip ... fucken fucks sake really, shocked was half the story....

Monday, July 31, 2006

Reconstructing the Past (the way you would have liked it!)

Under Surveillance (Rumour has it)

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Additional Interests:

Old buildings, Beat boxing/juggling, Birds, Collecting, Decomposition/compost, Unsubstantiated scandal, Resin farming, Relics, Plagues, Foundation stones, Over analysis, Disappearing, Memorabilia…

Early craze:

Was obsessed by Asterix books…


Vices/ Bad habits:

Being a nuisance, cynicism.
Being a cunt, criticism.
Continual search for self gratification,
Hedonism, and the rest…
Etc..

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

You cannot kill what does not live (but you can discredit it in the media) V2.01beta

One liners for sex addicts who hate other people...

Which side of the bread is the butter on?
Living in My Duality: At Least I admit you're wrong.
We are well aware of the depth of feeling, it just doesn't matter.
The news was greeted with mixed emotion; you could literally hear the relief.
World war IV here we go (disclaimer: may never eventuate in reality)
you can't bomb a whole country to find two soldiers can you? Wanna bet?
It will be strange to wake up in my own bed.
one incident in particular has caused controversy
Frank Hurley may have been a brilliant fake!
Slogging out opinions, like a drunk in an old folk’s home!
(in a) Simile factory
We're all gonna die (eventually) but do we need to care?
It wasn't what they wanted to hear but it was expected.
If you see no value in human life then your life may not be valued...
No opinions withheld, until your wasted.
we never intentionally target civilians. those bitches in the wrong whare.
that will teach 'em. everything i know is wrong.
Is it better to overthink or underthink?
physically and mentally exhausted. what no ceasefire?
The past is/was fun if we focus on the good bits.
I wanna learn 3 languages simutaneously: Maori, Spanish, French.
I like history, even my own.
See ya tomorrow, by bye buy.
Babies drive cars (in adverts)
I heard about a killers car found by a church, how many churches can find cars?
There is nothing to fear but Chuck Norris Itself.
Inversion theories; was now it ain't, transverse vector.
complete scare tactics
Jump on the team for the big win champ!
Lesson for today: You = Bad ; Me = Good.
building nothing out of nowhere.
Unknown inspiration, didn't help much...
It doesn't sound as good when I tell it, but I had a great time!
Beautiful mechanisms for the evasion of responsibility and guilt (redemption/can you put that in Google?)

If you don't like it... come back later!

Monday, July 24, 2006

Obscurity (here we come)


Soul Laid Bare...

In an effort to win back my loyal fan base, and encourage people to linger longer than one minute, I have decided to get more personal, put all my cards on the table so to speak. I have not decided when this change will take place yet, but you can be sure that it may…

Hi! I’m me.

Here’s a quick background:

  • Likes: Chewing Ice, predicting future events.
  • Early days: I used to be obsessed by Mad magazines when I was an adolescent.
  • Dislikes: People who refer to events which occurred in 2003 as ‘ancient history’. Rising death tolls.
  • Fondest Memory: Arrrhhh yes, that right, that was fun!
  • Religion or Science? Which ever finds the truth.
  • Mystery: Do other dimensions exist?
  • Possible band name: Spottlebong
  • Heat: The only thing that kills germs?
  • Good or bad? Both have their uses.
  • Question for the day: Can Super Pacman eat through walls?
  • Who will win? The survivors (if its still worth living)
Highway to Oblivion: Keep on with blistful Irrelevance or be part of changing peoples minds?


Phoned in... I can tell he's still not putting much effort in ohh well we will all be forced to come back later to see if what he creates was worth all the wait.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Capital Gains











Esprima Senza Parole ...
(histoire en photos)

I'll let the photos (and my words) do the talking (squawking)...
these are all the really crap ones I took
not gonna show you my good ones!


slash/slash

Guilty as charged
trial by media
monkeys with typewritters
levels of inconsistancy


Might is Right?


I did what i was told 'til I could tell others what to do
can you force cooperation?
or will they just pretend to what you want 'til it no longer suits them
you have to want to help someone
or you won't really do what is good for them
or respect them



"Theres no motivation like hatred"

"When there is pride in your work there is arrogance"

Monday, July 10, 2006

External Monologue

Ideological Epithets

the Journey of life…
as difficult as it can be,
simple or as complicated as you want it to be?
it is all about choices
do you want it easy or hard?
obviously it is more than two choices
or we would know which options we wanted
based on accumulated preferences,
we’ve been saving up, for some time.
more like an array of choices
that all interweave together
I fear that until we as a society/civilisation
can come to grips with the subtlety of compromise,
we are doomed to lurch violently
from one extreme to the other.
or accept other opinions/worldviews
that are always going to exist

changing how you feel,
will soon change how you think,
then eventually how you act!


The Masks We Wear.

I am the end product of many millennia of Western versus Eastern traditions, all nicely packaged and injected directly into your debit balance. Market devoid of research. Complete ignorance of entire scenario. We can’t punish the person responsible, so let’s take it out on those nearest us? Well we are anyway… Managing to shield those just out of reach. Revealing titbits to nitwits, exposing small faults around your folks, but no one quite gets the ‘full picture’.

Inexplicable Rage.

Hypothetically speaking… if I think someone (or some people, that in the past I have had dealings with) doesn’t/don’t like me anymore and I think they might want to kill me (but I don’t really have proof). Can I go over there and kill said person (or imprison them), take their stuff. Live on their land for a bit, with the remaining family, telling the wife and kids that they will be in charge when I leave. By the way, I’ve told the police all about it and they don’t mind because I donate more to their budget than anyone else. Well I told them what I was going to do, well before I did it. They didn’t really think I should, but in reality I have far more firepower than they will ever have, so their authority is just a rubber stamp/running joke. My authority seems to have surpassed theirs now anyway. Some others (the ones I bribed or bullied) are helping me clean up. But some pulled out after the kids attacked them. Damn kids. Don’t they know it’s a liberation not an invasion?? They should be more gracious! I let them have free elections, and I haven’t even killed their dad yet! (his lawyers are dropping like flies!) Bloody ungrateful little bastards! What was my question?
What?



Monday, July 03, 2006

All Intensive Purposes









< < <> > >

Chuck it all in and see what happens…

When Mr prolific cooks you dinner you eat what is on your plate!

Even if all the ingredients are beside your plate…

You can decide if these are your greens or your dessert?

I’ll decide what tastes nice, thank you!

< < <
Gothic Proportions.
Transcendental mediation.
> > >

Check the eclectic!

It’s all about the Fusion (or lack of in some cases)…

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Pathetic attempt:

It’s not funny or meaningful really, so pretty symbolic of most of the crappy editorial cartoons that pass for opinion these days. Usually just stirring the pot, aye!


Absurd is the new ironic!
Artists don't finish their work they abandon it...


Red heads not war heads,
Blonds not bombs…
Brunettes not fighter jets!


Hope your systems are function to a good degree of their potential, at least in the medium to short term. I mean as long as someone carries the torch, the rest of us can go down to the pub. Responsibility is for the strong and the weak, ya know?



Sunday, July 02, 2006

Self Indulgent nutcase



Significance

It is what you find important
(you see...)
with so much to choose from or to be exposed to, what you find exciting is based on what you have liked so far. So if you find something boring, it may just mean that you don't know enough about it. Or you don't have a childhood experience to connect it to. Therefore everything is potentially brilliant depending on your personal link to it. Wider culture is just a larger scale version of an individual phenomena.
-----------------------------------)>Knowledge widens enjoyment!
(*)(#)(^)
Mini-note of as always near seminal importance that you probably have already debated in your own mind on past occassions. Equality is non existant.
(*)(#)(^)
Much truth is said in Jest.
Were all gonna die (eventually)
Everything I know is wrong.

Validataion Required

It's only a game...
national pride on the line.
Threat from outside.
= -W(O)N- = wasted opportunities n.o.w --> No Options Withheld
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Monday, June 26, 2006

Agitated Annotation* (*Foot(loose)notes!)

Civilisation Stagnates. Reverse Progression.

There are so many cool things that make life sweet, such as music, movies, books, comics, paintings, buildings[1], friends, family, birds, beauty, understanding, nature itself, basically[2] any art[3].

But unfortunately any one of those things can (and do) turn to shit[4], and be completely unbearable. But the evil/ugly/unfortunate/lack of quality (or utility[5]) creeps in slowly as a small part of one generation, then develops hideously overtime into something abhorrent or it can just hit you… BAM[6](!!!) out of nowhere, out of left field, didn’t see THAT coming[7], actually thought completely the opposite was true. May have even thought previously that this event (or circumstance) was entirely impossible, it will never happen to me, you’ve never conceived even the possibility that this had any chance of occurring even with an enormous sample size[8] of gigantic proportions that dramatically increased as the universe expanded into a mostly empty; seems like its worthwhile, or has rhyme or reason, or a controlling force[9].But does it?[10]

Well we might as well pretend it does[11] or convince ourselves, until we have built a machine to tell us[12] if “God” exists, the meaning of truth[13] and the rest of it[14]. Proudly brought to you by someone with a hidden agenda[15].

Base intentions cost inventions[16]!



[1] Routines…? I mean whatever floats your boat. I bet some people would say feet!

[2] Basically? That’s just being understating for the sake of it!

[3] Your mum!

[4] Or were shit in the first place?

[5] Whatever the heck you want to call it bucko!

[6] Zoom! Kazow! Zod! Lisp! Piff!

[7] You know unexpected like…

[8] More than 25

[9] If such a thing did not exist it would be necessary to create one.

[10] Obviously a rhetorical question or an invitation to state your own belief system.

[11] For now at least.

[12] Once and for all!

[13] 45.6 recurring to the power of Pi (bad joke, if it can be called that…)

[14] Stuff!

[15] Hidden from themselves.

[16] Normal lending criteria applies; please consult your doctor before entering into any rapid weight-loss regime. May contain nuts. Does not mean anything!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Unexploited Resource

Pled the Fifth...
Didn't mean to stir up controversial
thought
react
whens the next Renaissance?
are we in the dark ages...
1984 all over again winston
last refuge of the
negative inspiration, inspirational negativity?
dont come to me when kitchens burnt
bathwater coulda put it out
less sense made
sorry
for you!

Monday, June 19, 2006

The Pit of Distraught.

Contradict myself more than I agree
Too many complications to be bothered with
Not even really pursuing what you want
Subconsciously sabotaging your own enterprises
Well that’s me!
Hate each other for the same reasons
And rhymes
Fell like I want to end it
But unsure of what follows
A bit like a gamble:
Stick with what you have?
Or… give that up for something…
That could be even worse
If I’m so fucken smart why can’t I do anything to stop it?
I can analyse the shit out of everything…
But I still fucken hate myself or something about my life.
I push you away cos I fear that I’ll let you down…
But the truth is far less noble.
I have no fucken excuse…
I am the lowest of the lowest of the low…
Homo sapien! Earth inhabitant!
Constant Warrior.
I’d love to blame consumerism,
The commodification of life, labour, etc
But it has always been me.
Lone Worrier...
Stupid Evil Arsehole.
(You can fucken talk…)
To end on such a sour note?
Bane of contention, bone of confusion?
Awkward, tangled webs of horrible,
Twisted, messy, lonesome…
Moan, moan, fucken moan!
(eat it, cry it, send us a postcard!)
Why can’t I escape my bullshit?
What is the point of doing well at one part of life?
If another part slides down into chaotic shambles?
I don’t even care anymore (what a lie!)
Repetitive reputation.
Slide down to absolute pathetic nothingness!
Without the conflict you’re nothing!
Fight or inertia?
Anger is an energy begging for attention,
Until it succeeds, then the begging turns to demanding…
Energy, emotion, force, Death causation…






Lull in psychic tension...
Qualitive not Quantitive...

Throwback Central


Odds and ends that didn’t fit my other plans:
  • Incremental growth = constant development

Proof to self that I ever existed, thought, thought, deconstructed, felt, sympathised, tried, choked, bailed…

  • Word play:

Acrimonious allegories alleviate astonishment accrued after acquisition accomplished.

Contentious colonisation causes conquered cultures to compulsively consume comestibles calmly.

  • Notes :

The life I live is compulsive…
Collector Rejecter
Consealer Revealer
Wheeler Dealer
Stealer Healer
One extreme to the other…

  • Appropriate appropriation:

Trapped like sex fights...
Die Freuden Der Liebe...

Monday, June 12, 2006

Petty quasi-public Spat that never happened...


"As refreshing as a 'Pre moistened towellette'"(Kent Brockman)...


Long drawn out summation of thought (follows)...

Culled from a loner who loves others but guards himself from them at all times.
I don’t care anymore (what a lie!),
but you tell me, oh beings of conscious minds. What is objective?
And how could such a thing ever be achieved? Are all value judgements questions of ‘Quality’? Just taste? Cultural imperialism/elitism…etc. etc. blah, blah....
I mean: I clearly know what IS better, but if you disagree how could this dispute ever be decided? Who or what is right?
If I see red as one colour and you see it as a different colour, how would we ever know?

Is it just which ever ideas last over the years become correct? While those that die out or are forgotten, were never valid? I’m not letting humanity, or any outside force decide what I think is ‘real’! Yes, this is a challenge to existing authority… but you’re safe until I devise my own system.
Ha ha thanks to the power of the 'internet' my crazed mental debris can float on forever (or longer)

“We are nothing more than insignificant specks of shit, pawns in a cosmic spiritual realm where our universe is nothing but a dot of crusty smegma…”

A professional is just someone who gets paid…

Acid trippers became asset strippers...

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Jumbled drivel



Is life a bit like a game of 'Risk ®' ?

Whoever excels early, will either get ganged up on by all those insecure about someone being more powerful than them, or is crushed under the weight of their own potential? Meaning that: those who are really going to achieve a full life potential, must not peak too early, and have a strategy of constant advancement. Instead of brewing up for a while then unleashing all your fury in one foul swoop.
Never over extend your power.
Or is everything far too random to ever empirically prove such a haphazard general theory of human destiny.

We are just taking a ride on our molecules,
Where does the rider go when the shell, slips off the side?

Obsessive suffering crazed humanity.

Fragment (consider revising)


Word Aerobics:

Cheesy Cliché bollocks:
Memory dump fuselage extraction point
Patient, Salient, Nonsensical.
Misuse of funds, abuse of power
Lie, cheat, steal. Decimate. Hide.
Compulsive need for symmetry.
Sensational antics. Scandal. Slander. Accusations. Tripe.
The only question is… Why?
Planning ‘til we die: building toward something? Or somewhere?
What the fox your answer to that mother Mary?
This isn’t necessarily for you,
it’s more for me:
a release of tension/
a continuing documentation of thought content /
void filler/ self-validation/gratification station.
Some sort of cheap therapy (that doesn’t go into specifics)
Better-out-than-in-type-situational-tragedy.

I’m fixing a hole… that stops my mind…


Daily Word Game

(Word Association Football.)

Sun soon S.A.M sign

Moon man mine most

Chews choose lose loose

Wendy Mendez lenses less

Thor thought through though

Fry frig freak freq

Saturn signal sight nite